(No, I Haven't been getting a ton of hate comments or anything, do not worry I'm fine)
*I will reply to every comment* says on the book description, verified by wattpad.
Okay. Somebody thought I really thought that. No-again this is a joke book...do you not know what a joke means? It means you should laugh and move on with your life—or just move on with your life.
I feel like I sound angry—but I'm not 😂 (the emoji didn't help show that lol)
—anyways, now all the people who are bored and want to start a fight for no reason and hate for no reason are going to see this. ('I'll reply to your comments") these people are looking for a response.
and me saying I will. They be coming like a pack of wild dogs barking like some savage beasts or smth.
Like chill. Can't we talk about how the world is...I was going to say "ok" but that's a overstatement. Let's just talk about life? Mellow out, please. For my sake.
But I can understand these people are probably just starting fights cus it's fun. I tried to do that in roblox bc I have an extreme hate for 12 year old robloxian's. There robloxian language—I can't stand it—I can't read it—is that even slang???!!
So being white I went to a Roblox rap arena thing and typed raps. (Yeah—I don't know why I thought my white ass could rap)
I gave up rapping and then started talking how I was poor, lived in a cardboard box and ate beans. And then I won somehow. And everyone kept screaming beans in the chat.
And then they asked for my address and phone number and wanted to bang me...ok I may have exaggerated a little. But fr Some dude said she wanted to vore me, and wouldn't leave me alone so that was.............
Why are you on Roblox?
—but yeah, I started fights. And I felt alive, my hands tingling my heart pounding.
What I've leaned as a battle rapper on Roblox and a hater. You gotta be messed up to be one.
Being a hater You gotta be so lonely. And you really had to search for my book and personally come here to start shit.
No. You didn't randomly find a book to talk shit in. You willingly found mine, and did.
😏 that's respectful. Yes, your talking shit. And that's messed up. But that you took the time and sought me out. You wasted your life juice on me? I'm—I'm blushing, really.
And now I have another thing to rant on about in my spam book.
I mean. Some things I'm trashed on is spelling. And I have no excuse for that. (Sometimes I'm typing so fast I forget to check spelling) But I do have an excuse for the word "faymous." I wrote it like that on purpose, if I wrote it wrong I would've changed it. But I didn't. Why? Because I don't give a fuck and wanted this to be a joke book, so I spelt famous like that.
Uh...my brain is blank...I think that's it's. Hmm.. maybe I should do a story telling animation thingy...
Anyways I might do a Q n A
SO if you have any questions about myself I'd be happy to!
Just don't ask for my address, phone number and if I want to get banged, cus I will say no to all :D
You can try. But you will fail.
