#34 | COOCHIE SLAYER

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BETA CUCKS + ONE
[ today 4:56 AM ]

y/n
hi
im up up up

chigiri
why so early?

niko
probably crying
being emo
the usual

y/n
STFU SAYS YOU
i am going out today
gonna try out wedding cakes

shidou
youre getting MARRIED?
TO WHO? 🗿

y/n
yo MOMMA

shidou
bruh

y/n
jk
yo DADDY
no but fr, my aunt is getting married

chigiri
congrats to her

y/n
thanks
its her fourth husband this year

bachira
BRUH

y/n
LMAOOO
OK ANYWAY
I TOOK PICS ON MY POLAROID

shidou
nudes or what

y/n
BITVH WHAY THE FUC

karasu
he's asking good questions tbh

y/n
NO
NOT NUDES
NORMAL PICS

shidou
Ok and we care why?

y/n
OK KYS

chigiri
no, tell us

y/n
if shidou says smth else...

shidou
deez nutz

y/n
IMMA BEAT UR ASS IF U
DONT STFU U GOOFY ASS BITCH

shidou
BRUH CHILL OH MA
GOD UR SO DRAMATIC

y/n
anyway
i was gonna ask if you guys
could one day send me some
polaroids of you guys

shidou
nudes or what

y/n
😐
end your shit.

shidou
r u 100% sure tho
not even isagi's nudes?

y/n
just stop.
stop talking.

shidou
but what if i send yk

y/n
no.

shidou
why not

y/n
absolutely not.

shidou
but

y/n
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
NO. NUDES.
I DON'T NEED TO SEE
ANYONE'S SCRAGGLY DICK

bachira
my dick isn't scraggly 😡

shidou
mine is just huge

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