SMG4 Girls X Male Reader. (Harem).

Y/n Wins The Lottery.

You and Belle were brought into the mushroom kingdom police department and interviewed by a human computer.

Hal Monitor: What you two did is very ILLEGAL!.

Belle: Sir, we just needed a new tv, it was free and we were just getting out of the doo-

Mr. Monitor: I understand you two lovers want to watch tv but stealing isn't the answer.

Y/n: Hey if I may say-

Mr. Monitor: You have no right to speak after hitting an officer of the law in nuts.

Y/n:...But I offered him a banana :(

Mr. Monitor: Someone is here to see you...choose your next words carefully.

The door opens a bunch of men wearing suits walk in along with a man with blonde hair, a black suit with a white dress shirt and a green tie with a gold dollar sign on it.

???: Do you know who I am?.

Y/n: Nope, your nametag must've fallen off-

Belle: Y/n, shut up.

Y/n: Relax sweetheart...it's not like he's some billionaire-

Belle blushes a bit.

Belle:...Sweetheart?.

You look at the man who walks up to the desk.

???: Lady, do you know who I am?.

Belle: Yes sir.

???: Then give your man here a bit of background.

Belle: Y/n, this man is Chad Milton-

Chad: Chad "Moneybanks" Milton.

Belle: Sorry, anyway he owns a lot of things in the mushroom kingdom, most casinos, stores, gas stations, and adult studios are owned by him-

Milton: And I make more than you can ever imagine boy-

Belle: He at one point was a mafia man, his father was as well, but his father passed and he got a huge inheritance.

Y/n: So he's some gunrunner with money, maybe he can color his crappy hair.

Belle: Y/n!.

Milton smirks and snaps his fingers and a case is put on the desk in front of you.

Milton: Look boys, we have a tough guy here, let me show you what happens to people who don't pay for things they buy from me.

a man unlocks the case and gives Milton a golden baseball bat, he takes that bat and hits you in the balls with it.

Y/n:............................................

Belle: Y/n...-

You let out the loudest scream known to mankind and lay down on the floor.

Milton: That was a sample of what I can do. now here's the deal, get me my money by 5:00 tomorrow or I'll send a couple of my boys over to pay you a little social call. Have a nice day.

Milton and his men leave and you slowly get up.

Y/n: Hey, I'm not done with you yet Mercutio- Martin, whatever the hell your name is!.

Belle: Y/n, come on, we need to get that money.

Y/n: How are we going to do that?.

Belle: I don't know, I'll find some way and maybe the others can help us.

...Timeskip...

Bob: You two are so fucked.

Belle: What?.