*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Lynn: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Bri: ...I did. I broke it.
Lynn: No. No you didn't. Cecily?
Cecily: Don't look at me. Look at Val.
Val: What?! I didn't break it.
Cecily: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Val: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Cecily: Suspicious.
Val: No, it's not!
Ballora: If it matters, probably not, but Shadow was the last one to use it.
Shadow: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Ballora: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Shadow: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Ballora!
Bri: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Lynn.
Lynn: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Ballora: Lynn... Cecily's been awfully quiet.
Cecily: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Lynn, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Lynn: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Lynn:
Lynn: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
