Lynn: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Bri: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Lynn: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Cecily: Actually I did the math, Bri would have $225, not $0.15.
Bri: Fam I'm right here....
Val: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Lynn: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Val: Sorry I only have a dollar
Lynn: :(
Cecily: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Bri would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Val: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Cecily: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Ballora: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Cecily: Apply juice to what
Shadow: Directly to the forehead
Bri: Great chat everyone
