#★ boomers :: [OBEY ME!]

𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐜𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐝𝐢𝐝𝐧'𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐚𝐫𝐦

everybody hates lucifer (aka we're all gay)

10:35am

belphie
old macdonald had a farm.

levi

mc
YOU GOTTA STOP MAKING ME PISS MYSELF LEVI 😭😭

satan
LMAO BURN LUCIFER

asmo
WHAT DID YOU DO, LEVI HAHSHS 😭😭

mammon

beel
my guy.

what have you done? 😃

lucifer
are you serious?

levi
😄

belphie
e i e i o

he is /srs

satan
😼😼

mc
and on that farm there was lucifer.

asmo
lucifer you never told me you were a furry! 😲

lucifer
excuse me, i am not.💀

levi
kdndmdkd

satan
e i e i o

beel
lol.

mammon
i'm lovin' this.

mc
I'M LOVIN IT DUDUDADOO

beel
i want a mcdonald's now.

satan
with a blah blah here.

asmo
BLAH BLAH- 😭

belphie
BLAH BLAH THERE.

lucifer
what the hell are you doing?

mc
🧍‍♂️

satan
BLAH BLAH HERE

belphie
BLAH BLAH EVERYWHERE

lucifer
wow.

mammon
LMAO

beel
i want a big tasty. 🙁

asmo
no.

beel
oh, okay.

mc
old macdonald suddenly had a gun.

mammon
E I E I O

lucifer
a gun, really mc?

satan
gunshots here.

belphie
gunshots there.

levi
GUNSHOTS EVERYWHERE!

asmo
what are you guys doing to this nursery rhyme. 😧

I LOVE IT.

mammon
NO IDEA! 😃

but same.

satan
old macdonald didn't have a farm.

mc
LMFAODIFJD

mammon
PFTTT

beel
how unfortunate.

i want a big tasty.

belphie
i love you beel but, chicken nuggets are better.

levi

belphie
STOP LEVI OMG MY CHEST HURTS 😭😭

asmo
MY MASCARA IS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE I CANT-

mammon
JFBCKFI HAHAHAHAHSHHDJ

mc
I'M DYING 😭😭

satan
I LOVE IT HAJDJFJFJ

beel
😭

levi
I'M SUPERIOR /j

belphie
🙁

lucifer
...

satan
WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT LUCIFER?

lucifer
fuck off.

satan
OOOH?

belphie
I'LL PAY YOU FOR A PRINT OF THAT LEVI

mc
SAME HAHAHA

mammon
IT SHOULD BE IN THE NEWSPAPER

asmo
YES!!

daily news, lucifer the cow was shot by belphie the farmer

mc
STIP I CANT BREATHE

satan
hey, lucifer?

lucifer
no.

satan
I SENT IT TO DIAVOLO

belphie
haha.