#★ boomers :: [OBEY ME!]

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐞𝐬

Diavolo, DDSimeon, Barbs and monSOLO
6:57pm

monSOLO

Barbs
No, I don't want some, fool.

monSOLO
Um, did I ask, actually?

Barbs
'Actually.' 🤓

DDSimeon
I wish this conflict between you two would stop.

Barbs
It's not conflict.

DDSimeon
Mhm, and I'm not an author.

monSOLO
I haven't read any of your books. 🤯

DDSimeon
Do I care?
No.

Barbs
Solomon, you're a joke.

monSOLO
Do you want to fight?

DDSimeon
Disrespectfully, you would lose.

monSOLO
Okay, and?

DDSimeon
If you die, I won't remember you.

monSOLO changed the groupchat name 'forgettables'

DDSimeon
Are you serious right now?

Barbs
Why did you change the groupchat name?

monSOLO
Uh, because I can??

Diavolo
Hello!

monSOLO
Hello, forgettable no. 1

Diavolo
??

Barbs
Ignore him.

monSOLO
Oh, thanks!

Barbs
You're welcome.

Diavolo
Why is Solomon in our chat?

monSOLO
Because I'm your friend?

DDSimeon
Who told you that?

Barbs
Since when?

Diavolo
Solomon is our friend?

monSOLO
Wow. 😕
At least Simeon's brother likes me.

DDSimeon
He does?

DDSimeon added Luke to the chat

Luke
Uhh... hi?

Diavolo
Ah, you must be Simeon's little brother!

Luke
Why is he so formal?? 😭

DDSimeon
Do you like Solomon?

Luke
Who?

monSOLO
🧍🏻‍♂️

Luke
Who are you? Solomon?

monSOLO
I'm such a nice guy, Simeon's brother, Luke.

Luke
Goodbye...

Luke left the chat

DDSimeon
reg hingegen your answer, Solomon.

Diavolo
What does that mean?

monSOLO
HUH-

Barbs
I think you have a spelling error, Simeon.

DDSimeon
Shut up, I know!! 😭
Rethink*

monSOLO
Anyway, go to spelling bee, then talk to me.

DDSimeon
monSOLO, ha.
More like...
monSLOW!

monSOLO
.

Diavolo
You're doing great, Simeon...

Barbs
He's heading solo for the rest of his life.

monSOLO
I hate you.

Barbs
Okay.
Hate me forever, please.

monSOLO
No.

Barbs
Worth a try.

Diavolo
Cheer up, Solomon!

DDSimeon
Stay sad forever.

monSOLO
Really? 🙁

Barbs
You look like you've just had a promise from a liar.

Diavolo
😂

monSOLO
Don't ever use that emoji again.

DDSimeon
Solomon, your face is...

monSOLO
Beautiful?

DDSimeon
No, grouchy.
Change your face.

monSOLO
Wow, Simeon you're so smart!
I didn't know it was that easy.
Let me just change my face rn! :)

DDSimeon
I hope you get constipated.

DDSimeon went offline

Diavolo
Simeon- 😹

monSOLO
Don't use that emoji either.
You know what, don't use any emojis.

Barbs
Solomon, I sincerely hope you get heart burn.
Don't ever talk to me. :)

monSOLO
So fucking rude.

Barbs
Begone.

Barbs removed monSOLO

Diavolo
You know you're going to add him back later on.

Barbs
No, I won't.
Bye.