Went to go get the fucking milk

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This takes place a day after dazai left

Chuuya POV:

My car blew up.... ITS DAZAI'S FAILT IM GOING TO TEXT HIM RIGHT NOW

Chuuya: DAZAI DID YOU BLOW UP MY CAR

Dazai: no?

Chuuya: WELL WHERE ARE YOU?!

Dazai: going to get the milk

Chuuya: WE HAVE 15 GALLONS OF MILK

Dazai: wdym?

Chuuya: you know what i mean

Chuuya sends picture of the 15 gallons of milk

Dazai: that 14 14/15 you need to learn math you idiot

Chuuya: AND WE DONT NEED MILK

Dazai: do you think taking the river will be faster

Chuuya: COME BACK TO THE PM RIGHT NOW OR ELSE

Dazai: so it is?

Chuuya: IF IT LEADS YOU BACK TO THE PM, YES

Dazai: ok im going to hop into this lake

Next week

Chuuya: dazai where tf are you

Dazai: working for geiko

Chuuya: wtf how-

Tye edn of the chapter

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