Incorrect quotes ft: AAF characters

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Peter: Where are you going?

Jamey: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there


Peter: Jamey and I don't use pet names.

Claus: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Peter: Honey?

Jamey: Yes, dear?

Peter:

Claus: Don't ever lie to my face again.


Cam: Margaret, can I talk to you for a second?

Margaret: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Andy are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?

Cam: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books


Cam, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him

Andy: You did WHAT–

Margaret: William Snakepeare


Felix : I told Melody their ears flush when they lie.

Poppy: Why?

Felix : Look.

Felix : Hey Melody! Do you love us?

Melody, covering their ears: No.

Poppy:


The squad is trying to con some random guy

Felix : Um, Melody, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Melody: We need money!

Felix : You're scamming him?

Melody: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Felix : What?! No way!

Melody: Why not? We already stole Poppy!

Poppy: Hey guys

Felix : No, we didn't. Poppy can think and talk for themself, they can do whatever they want!

Poppy: I wanna steal

okay now what have we learned from this?

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