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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.

Rocco: Shit.

A.D.D: Wait, three?

Cop: Yeah?

Samantha : OH MY GOD RACHEL FELL OFF!!!


Rocco: Wake me up...

A.D.D: Before you go go!

Samantha : When September ends...

Rachel: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-



[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]

Rocco: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake

A.D.D: You're in a prison cell :)

Samantha : You did great. Well, I got a 10-

A.D.D: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3

Rachel: I got a 1!

A.D.D: You're in... a cube-shaped place.


Rocco: I just ended a four year relationship.

A.D.D: Oh, I'm so sorry. Are you okay?

Rocco: Hm? Oh yeah, I'm fine. It wasn't my relationship.

*Samantha and Rachel fighting from across the room*


Rocco: Truth or dare?

A.D.D: Dare

Rocco: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

A.D.D: Hey Samantha

Samantha , blushing: Yeah?

A.D.D: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Rachel


Rocco: Why are your tongues purple?

Samantha : We had slushies. I had a blue one.

Rachel: I had a red one.

Rocco: oh

Rocco:

Rocco: OH

A.D.D:

A.D.D: You drank each other's slushies?


Rocco: Tonight, one of you will betray us.

A.D.D: Is it me, Rocco?

Rocco: No, it's not you.

Samantha : Is it me, Rocco?

Rocco: It's not you either.

Rachel: Is it me, Rocco?

Rocco:

Rocco, mockingly: Is IT mE Rocco?



*Rocco's helping A.D.D out after they get injured, while the others are watching*

Samantha : How does A.D.D look?

Rachel: A little better than you, actually.


Rocco: Isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

A.D.D: Plane tickets?

Samantha : Concert tickets?

Rachel: Prostitution?

Rocco, holding their broken frames: Glasses.

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