TTS Ep 6: Council of Stupid

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The group waited for a bit

Than the Holo-Vid begins

[The vid begins with a Planet with a text: Macragge Home of the Ultramarines]

"Oh boy... It's the Ultramarines..." Weiss commented with distaste

"Who knows... Maybe they have changed..." Ruby said to Weiss

Ultramarine: Greetings honorable battle brother. Did you hear the news?

Ultramarine 2: Indeed I did, honorable battle brother. We have received a mission from Holy Terra itself!

Ultramarine: That is right honorable battle brother. It is time once again for us to prove ourselves as Ultramarines.

Ultramarine 2: And with pride and honour, we shall succeed!

Ultramarine: And we will never fail our sacred duties. AFTER ALL . . .

Both: THE GREATEST OF THEM ALL

ARE THE ULTRAMARINES!

"Guess not..." Ruby said deflated

[Transition]

Emperor: SOON ENOUGH I SHOULD STOP HEARING THEIR CONSTANT FUCKING CHANTING IN MY HEAD. I’VE BEEN HEARING IT FOR SO LONG THAT I’M STARTING TO FEEL LIKE I HAVE WARP TRAVELED ON A FUCKING BICYCLE.

Kitten: I’m still not certain about this idea my lord . . .

Emperor: ARE YOU DEFYING ME?

"He's just saying that your idea of sending an entire chapter against an entire legion of Daemons and traitor legions..." Ren defended

Kitten: No No! Absolutely not! I was just thinking that since the Ultramarines are one of the greatest forces in the galaxy, are you 100% certain that sending them to their imminent doom on the Planet of the Sorcerers is a good idea?

Emperor: LOOK, MY CHILD. I KNOW YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID BUT I AM YOUR FATHER AND YOU SHOULD NEVER ARGUE AGAINST YOUR FATHER. BECAUSE HE ALWAYS KNOWS BEST. ISN’T THAT RIGHT?

Weiss chuckles a bit "The Emperor has survived for ten thousand years and his best excuse is... 'Listen to daddy'"

"Well he is a dad..." Jaune said chuckling along with everyone else

Kitten: Of course!

Emperor: THAT’S A GOOD CUSTODES. YOUR INTELLIGENCE IS GROWING REMARKABLY FAST JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER’S.

Kitten: Aw well, thank you! Dad.

Emperor: NO PROBLEM. SON.

"Aww..." Nora said in awe with everyone else agreeing

Emperor: NOW. PREPARE YOUR CLEANSING EQUIPMENT. MY EYELOBE ARE ITCHING LIKE THEY ARE INFECTED BY A FUCKING DEATHEATER VIRUS. ALSO BRING MY CENTURION.

Kitten: Right away!

[Cuts to the Senatorum Imperialis]

The group stopped than look

"Is that place the Council?..." Blake asked Apollo

"Indeed.... What you see before you are the important members of the Imperium... The Commander Militant of the Imperial Guard, the Fabricator General of the Adeptus Mechanicus, The Master of the Administratum, and the Head of Adeptus Ministorum... Though there are others like the Grandmaster of the Officio Assissinorun but this will be the guys we will watch..." Apollo explained

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