A Perfect Husband!!!

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The clock had struck almost 6 and everything was quiet and in fix....

The curtains were billowing.....
And he was snoring....

Sleeping on the couch....
And a cushion on his face....Ouch!!

He shouted.....

P- Kitne kharrate maar rahe ho?
Tumhe bed me nahi sone Diya isliye na?

Sm- Pakhi!! Hitler banna band karo!!
Ek insaan ko sone bhi nahi de rahi!

P- Mai! Mai Hitler....accha...aao tumhe concentration camp mein chod kar aati hoon!

Sm- Tum to serious ho jati ho!
Ye lo catch...

He threw the cushion towards her....

P- Samrat...sone do!!

She took the sheet and covered herself...

Sm- Aai ke ghar kon chalega?

P- Maiiii!

She got up quickly...

P- Chalo! Pata hai! 4 mahine ho gaye unhe dekhe hue bhi! Chalo chalo abhi chalo!

Sm- Shant ho jaayein Devi!!

P- Mai taiyaar ho rhi hoon!

Sm- Jao jao!

She quickly got off the bed and got ready...

As she moved down...she saw the ladies in a hurry...

K- Patralekha bhabhi bhi aa gayi!

Bk- Patralekha accha hua tu aa gayi! Ye dekh...itna Sara kaam pada hai! Pandit ji aate hi honge...

P- Pandit ji??

S- Ji! Wo Shanti pooja hai na Aaj!

P- To tum phir Ghar chod ke Jaa Rahi ho??

K- Dadho suttho! 1-0...

S- Uhm! Uhm!

P- Aaj kaise badi mami!?

Bk- Bas baat ho gayi thi pandit ji se! Chalo! Ab ye sab chodo aur kaam pe lag jao!

P- Ji!

Bk- Patralekha! Nashta dekh lena! Wo Sai ne sabzi jala di hai!

S- Karishma ne!!

K- Maine nahi! Mai to aata...

Bk- Gappa bas!! Patralekha jaa!

P- Ji!

She went into the kitchen and took the vegetables...

P- Sara din inke tamashe dekho phir kaam bhi karo...Aai se mile hue itna time ho gaya...jaane hi nahi dete...

While chopping the vegetable she cut her finger...

P- Aahhh!!

Tears started rolling down her cheeks...

P- Bilkul koi kaam dekh ke nahi karti na?? Bewakoof ladki!

That's when Samrat entered the kitchen...

Sm- Kisne rulaya meri Pakhi ko?
Hmmm??

She held her finger tightly...

Sm(worried)-Kya hua??
Khoon?
Idhar dikhao!

He took the first aid box and started aiding her finger....

Sm- Kya karti ho? Kal phir aaj!

P- Maine kya kiya!?

Sm- Kuch nahi! Pata hai ye kyun hua?

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