3:02 am
In the "LETS SPIKE SOME BALLS✨" group chat
Noya
GUYYYYYYS
Everyone is online
Noya
LET'S PLAY-
Daichi
NO
WE AINT STARTING ANYTHING RN
GO TO BED
Noya
Omg just cuz you're tired of railing suga all nigh-
Suga
ANYWAYS noya what do you wanna play?
Daichi
Suga 🚶♂️
Suga
(he will expose us even more if we don't give him attention so play along)
Daichi
(ok fine)
Noya
i-
ANYWAYS LET'S PLAY MAFIA
Atsumu
OMG YES
Bokuto
YES MAFIA
Kuroo
DAYUM NOYA GOT GOOD GAME IDEAS
Noya
IKR😌
Kageyama
Tf is mafia
Atsumu
i-
Semi
How uncultured are you- a) very b) a lot c) much?
Shirabu
I actually don't know it either
Semi
Shira-
It's okay, I'll explain it to you baby <3
Kageyama
Wow but I get called uncultured🚶♂️
Noya
OKAY I WILL EXPLAIN FOR EVERYONE
(after noya explains the rules; if you don't know them read the note ch in the beginning)
Kageyama
That's too complex ✋
Tsukishima
It's?? so easy???
Kageyama
How tf do you expect me to remember all these roles and rules
Tsukishima
i-
you really should get brain surgery
Kageyama
BITCH EXCUSE ME
Stfu and also I don't even have the money for that
Tsukishima
Start a fundraiser
Kageyama
Istg-
Noya
OKAY I WILL GIVE EVRYONE ROLES NOW
Ushijima
If I get mafia I will kill everyone especially semi
Semi
Bitch??
Ushijima
That's what you get for leaving LUBE in the clubroom and blaming it on ME
Semi
Dwaddy I'm sworrey 😔
Ushijima
i-
Noya
OKAY SHUSH NOW I need to think about the roles
Tsukishima
Only dumb people need silence in order to be able to think-
Noya
QUIET I SAID
Tsukishima
Calm your millimeter defeater
Noya
BITCH-
I'm gonna give you the most wack role in the game if you don't shut up rn
Tsukishima
Chile okay
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I LOVE THIS it's gonna get funnier now~ okay next chapter-
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Mafia Game (Haikyuu Texting AU)
FanfictionWhen the group chat plays Mafia ft. all the ships Haikyuu texting au . This book contains: Gay (don't like don't read) Cussing Major chaos (pretty funny actually) Humor (peek, top-tier comedy) Mature content (mainly adult humor) Credits to the arti...
