A 12 year old kiyotaka can be seen reading a book in his room when suddenly a purple portal appeared!
Soon a big hairy monster with green eyes and a dick nose walked thru it.
"Wassup im your ne-"
He suddenly paused and frantically started covering his eyes.
"Ah, holy SHIT why is it so bright?"
Kiyotaka just stared at him with amusement.
"Oh, hold on, hold on, i-i need my glasses....holy shit"
The big monster took out some glasses from his non existent pocket and put them on.
He blinked a couple times before recovering.
"No wonder its so bright in here everything is white!!!"
He took a pause before smirking.
"Ohhhhh, i see someone's been busy"
Kiyotaka raised his brow in questioning.
"Alright lets get to jackin"
The big monster suggested.
"What is jacking?"
Young kiyopon asked
"Oh.....so the white is just paint.....bummer"
"Oh well, wip out your little friend kid"
Kiyotaka was very confused.
"You mean my penis?" Young kiyotaka asked.
'This kids more advanced then i thought'
"Yes"
"But there watching" kiyotaka stated.
"Who's watching?" the monster asked.
Kiyotaka just pointed towards the 4 cameras.
The monster looked at the camera....then at kiyotaka....then at the camera.
'Is this some kind of psyche ward?' The monster pondered.
"Did you kill someone?" The monster asked.
"Maybe"
'Holy shit this kids gonna be the next ted bundy' the monster thought.
"Alright well just show me"
"Ok" kiyotaka said as he begun to take off his pants.
The monsters eyes widened in shock.
'I take back what i said......that's no little friend'
"Its a t-rex"
"Well kid im maury and im your new hormone monster" the monster now knows as Maury stated as he stook out his hand.
"Pleasure to meet you maury" kiyotaka responded as he shook Maury's hand.
"Oh ill make you feel real pleasure soon enough" Maury stated
Fast forward to after the talk with Horikita on the bus
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"Who does that little bitch think she is talking you like your below her......she needs to be punished" maury stated
"How so?" Kiyotaka asked
"As she walks away you grab her head and face fuck the life out of her!!!" Maury screamed exactingly.
"No"
"Ugghhh, you never listen to any of my ideas" Maury whined
Time skip after class
"Did you see the milkers on that teacher!!!!" Maury yelled
Kiyotaka just sighed.
"Hey everyone can i have your attention?" A good built man with green hair asked.
Everybody turned to look at him.
"Since we don't know each other I was thinking we could introduce ourselves?" He asked everyone
As kiyotaka was listening a mosquito appeared on his shoulder!
"What if you mess up and they all laugh at you!!!" The mosquito said
Kiyotaka didn't hesitate to grab the misquito.
"Oh god not tito" Maury sighed.
Kiyotaka started squeezing until the poor bugs head exploded!
"Haha, nice" Maury said in response to this action.
"They would forget by the next day" kiyotaka stated.
Suddenly a purple portal like before opened and in walked a tall rock figure.
He placed his hand on kiyotaka's shoulder.
"Good job buddy your making logical decisions through deductive reasoning" the rock figure gave him a thumbs up.
"Who are you?" Kiyotaka asked.
"Im pete your new logic rock." Pete stated
Soon enough it became kiyotaka's turn.
"Tall them about your 11 inch DONG!!" Maury said excitingly.
"Nope, nope, nope jus- wait 11 inches?" Pete asked in shock
"Whatever just keep it short and simple just your name and your likings" Pete stated.
'I think I like this Pete guy a lot more then maury'
"Im ayankouji kiyotaka and I am average at physical and mental subjects and one think I like is to read" kiyotaka stated confidently although it didn't show.
Claps were heard around the room.
After everyone was done with there interactions he turned to see his seatmate bending over to get here bag completely exposing her underwear.
"Holy SHIT jass, jass, jass, jass!!!" Maury started chanting
"What is jass?" Kiyotaka asked
"Jizz in her ass!!!" Maury yelled
"Now the logical thing to do is to turn away you don't want to be labeled as a pervert on your first day" pete advised
Kiyotaka listened and looked away.
"You could have at least took a wiff" Maury pouted.
Part 2 soon I promise!!! Sometime between Thursday and next Wednesday part 2 for this chapter and part 2 for cam boy will be out
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Classroom of the elite one shots
FanfictionJust a bunch of short storys and book ideas that I got let me know if you want any of these to become a actual book there will also be some reaction along with some gay ships but there will be a warning (I do not own classroom of the elite sadly)
