Digidestined (male child reader X female Digimon guardians)

Prologue

(y/n) POV

The earliest memory I have is of my mother, "I love my laundry. As the mother of a shonen protagonist, I can either do the entire world's laundry or die. God, I love laundry so much!" she loved her laundry, but that was short-lived... "Oh no! A strange gate-like portal seems to be drawing me to a new and deadly world! I only regret not finishing my laundry!" my mother cried, I was just a baby at the time, but I believe I said my first words at that time, I believe they were very profound."SICK FUCK!", yes, very profound indeed. Well, let's forget all about that! That was three years ago, strangely the same thing is happening to me, funny how that works.

"Owie!" I said as I rubbed my butt after falling through a tree and landing on my keys...wait a second I don't have keys! I grabbed whatever I fell on out of my pocket and examined it.

"TACKY BITCH!" a woman yelled, "TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE!" another woman shouted as explosions raged behind me. I ran out to see what was going on and found something weird. Two women fighting in the sky, one angelic and the other demonic. "WAIT! TIME OUT! LadyDevimon, is that a human?" the angelic woman said as they turned to face me.

"Cute and cuddly." I said as I waved hiding a tree branch behind me, "Well whatever it is, it's kinda cute, Angewomon." LadyDevimon said, "SNEEK ATTACK!" I said as I tried to hit the demon with the stick that in my capable hands became nigh indestructible! I'm totally gonna make a desk out of this branch. "Awee it thinks it can hurt me. Adorable." she said as she raised her arm, "SLAP!" she said with a sadistic grin, "HOLY SLAP!" Angewoman shouted as she slapped LadyDevimon and scooped me up, "MY STICK!" I said, "I WILL FIND YOU A NEW STICK ONCE YOU'RE SAFE!" she said, "YEET!" I shouted as I threw the weird Tomodachi at LadyDevimon, "OW! THE HELL!" LadyDevimon shouted, "WHY WOULD YOU THROW A DIGIVICE?!" Angewomon scalded, "Has my stick." I said, "FORGET ABOUT THE STICK!" she yelled as she grabbed the Digivice and I grabbed my stick.

After literal days of running LadyDevimon and Angewomon finally stopped fighting! But my stick was an unfortunate casualty of their folly. "Shame my favorite pets have reached an accord...oh well time to kill you all." a woman said as I looked at her.

"Too bad none of you'll be remembered. You only get remembered if you're a pokemon." she said as she threw a literal black hole at us! Suddenly my digivice began to glow, "OH POOP!" I shouted, "ANGEWOMON/LADIDEVIMON! DNA DIGIVOLVE TO..." Angewwomon and LadyDevimon shouted as they began to glow and fuse. once the glowing stopped they were one being now.

"Mastemon." she said, "CHAOS DEGRADATION!" she shouted as she opened a gate banishing the black hole to oblivion! "You. Tiny human, what's your name." she said, "(y/n)." I said, "(y/n), you're my human now...stay there while Mommymon kills this bitch!" she said as she flew towards the attacker, "How cute." the woman said as she snapped her fingers opening a portal. Only evil people use portals! An awesome sword burst through the portal and a figure leaned out.

"I want that!" I said, "MOMMYMON IS HURT!" Mastemon shouted as she fought the awesome robot dragon thing! "So you're her master then. I have half a mind to kill you, but where's the fun in that. You can call me Empress Hera. OMNIMON! WE'RE GOING HOME!" Hera yelled. "THAT'S RIGHT YOU BETTER RUN!" Mastemon shouted as Omnimon and Hera left through a portal, "Oh thank God! I could not beat him!" she said as she defused and turned into two weird slimes with wings!

"We are Puttimon! We will smite the unworthy in holy fire!" They shouted.