A Harry Potter and Twilight crossover

Chapter 7-The Attack of the FANGIRLS!

Chapter 7 (I think...)-The Attack of the FANGIRLS!!!!

"Are, are they gone yet?" Jacob asked, hiding behind a couch.

"No." jasper said and opened the door. A swarm of girls crowded around the door.

"Back! Back I say!" The picture said and tried to hit them. "Ew! Teenage Girls!" It started to brake down and cry.

"THERE ONE IS!" A girl screamed.

"CLOSE THE DOOR!" Emmet ran forward and slammed the picture close.

"Thanks allot Jacob, now we have rabid fan girls outside waiting for you to streak out there." Rosalie hissed.

"Don't be hatin' Blondie." Jacob glared.

"Why would I be jealous of you?" Rosalie growled.

"Because you don't have any fan boys." Jacob said.

"She has a point." Carlisle said.

"No! I'm not designed to be stretched that direction!" The picture yelled. There was a ripping noise and the painting/door came clean out of the door.

"Oh dear god." Edward gasped.

"GET HIM!" A girl shouted when they spotted Jacob's head.

"Ah! No! I'm to young to get raped!" Jacob cried.

"Go wolf!" Emmet shouted as he was swallowed up by the sea of fan girls.

"oh yeah!" Jacob said and turned into his wolf form, his close ripped off and he dove into the crowd, easily running out after getting locks of hair torn out.

"I GOT SOME!" A girl screamed and nearly fainted, but then had to fight off another fan girl. Jacob bolted down the hallway, the girls were a stampede of elephants chasing him.

"Crap! Stairs! My one weakness!" Jacob cursed.

"Jacob? Is that you?" Leah asked.

"Yeah, I'm being chased by a horde of fan girls." Jacob said. Leah started laughing hysterically. "Don't laugh, what should I do?" Jacob asked.

"Turn human." Leah said.

"What? Why?" Jacob asked.

"Just do it whore!" Leah said.

"Fine fine." Jacob said and turned into a human, then turned around the face the fan girls, his eyes shut tight. The girls froze in their tracks and stared at him.

"There's a breeze." He said to myself. The girls all gasped and fell down, stunned unconscious.

"Holy shit, your junk paralyzed them!" Emmet was freed from the crowd.

"God dammit, that was the second outfit I ruined." Jacob cursed and looked around.

"Quit whining you metrosexual." Emmet rolled his eyes. Jacob covered himself yet again and ran off back to their room to get more close.

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A car zoomed up and into the castle. It was low to the ground, then Hagrid jumped out of it. Carlisle and Esme walked forward.

"Here is yer car." He said.

"Thanks Hagrid, don't you have a class to teach?" Carlisle asked.

"Oh yeah, what time is it?" He asked.