A Harry Potter and Twilight crossover

Chapter 17-Snape's Date and MORE

Chapter 17-Snape's Date and MORE

Harry rolled over on his stomach and blinked then opened his eyes.

"AH!" He screamed and jumped. A bear sat on his bed, staring at him. Harry nearly fell off of his bed from a heart attack.

"In a minute mother." Emmett said from on the floor.

"Emmett?" What are you doing?" Harry asked.

"Ralph wanted a place to stay." Emmett said and got up.

"Ralph?" Harry asked.

"The Bear!" Emmett stood up.

"Ralph the Bear?" Harry said.

"Hm, Harry, what time is it?" Ron woke up yawning.

"I don't know, Emmett, what time is it?" Harry asked.

"Around ten." Emmett said.

"TEN! We are so late!" Harry jumped up.

"For what?" Emmett yawned.

"Class!" Harry and Ron were getting ready and rushed out the door. Seamus rolled over, magic "sugar" was smeared all over his nose.

"They do know it's Saturday right?" He said. Emmett and Ralph burst out laughing.

Harry and Ron were trying to get into Snape's class room for Potions class they supposedly had that day, and they opened it slowly. Snape sat at a table, with a white table cloth with fancy silverware and food on it. There were three big candelas lit, and others around it with rose petals laid every were and some smooth Jazz music was playing. Sitting at the table was Snape, and bent this way and that, was a life sized cut-out of Harry's mother, Lily.

"What is he doing?" Ron hissed.

"Who knows." Jasper appeared behind them, a video camera in hand pointing at Snape.

"So, Lily, I really like your eyes. What's that? You love my hair? Why thank you it takes days going with out a shower to get it this greasy." Snape said. Jasper zoomed in ans Ron struggled not to laugh hard.

"Is he having a pretend date with my mom?" Harry whispered fiercely.

"Seems so...what a loser." Jasper giggled. Snape cut off a piece of steak and shoved it int he mouth of the cut-out, splattering sauce every were. Jasper was having to hold back Ron from rolling on the floor, then Snape leaned forward and made out with the cut-out.

"HAHAHAHAHA!" Ron bellowed. Snape jumped and fell back onto the table, sending food and utensils flying every were and the table crashed against the ground. Lily-Cut-Out fell forward and onto Snape.

"That's what he wishes what happened!" Jasper laughed.

"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!" Snape jumped up and whipped out his wand.

"Oh no, MAN!" Jasper grabbed Ron and Harry by the collar and ran forward. Snape chased after them, throwing spells at them. Then, out of no were, a bear came charging and knocked over Snape and threw Harry, Ron, and Jasper onto it's back ans whisked them away.

The rest of the Cullen's sat in the Griffendor common room. It was quiet while the students read books and studied. Ralph the Bear sat at a chair knitting a coat for Crookshanks.

"Password?" The painting asked faintly.

"MOTHER FUCKING GOOBERHEAD!" Jasper's voice said. The portrait flew open and Man the Bear, Harry, Ron, and Jasper came crashing through. Man ran into the wall, Harry rolled and landed in front of Emmet.