In the second entry in the sacred texts of this cult, we are proud to bring to you,
T H E F I R S T S U B - U N I T
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"But Ash, where can join the discussions and activities of this sub-unit and all the other sub-units of the cult?" you ask?
We've created another book on this account called "The Sub-units". This is where all the simping, rants, events, etc. of the sub-units will take place.
To all members of the cult, we humbly request you to add the book to your private reading list, and optionally your public reading list as well.
Back to the matter at hand,
Under the presidentship of IN_dolphin_scream , with Ash_k00kie acting as secretary, we bring to you our idol:
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The perfection 🥵
We solemnly swear, to uphold the sacredness of the man in the plastic pants, and to simp for eternity, in sickness, in health, in autotune, and in forever alien-ness.
The Crackhead Cult welcomes you to our first sub-unit. May the chaotic simping begin.
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