Greed is a mostly immobile giant of epic proportions. He is twenty-three feet tall, fourth feet wide and weighs at least four hundred and fifty thousand pounds.
He is always surrounded by three of the six sisters of man who appear to be taking turns giving him wine from the cup of filth while he weakly cries "more... More "
The giant greed is guarded by three rules :
I) Before you approach the bowels of greed in the dessert of abundance, make sure your nose is properly guarded or you have your own oxygen. The stench of greed is what we use to make our smoke bombs and is potent enough to easily kill a warrior angel or a cursed spirit. It won't kill you, but it would scar you for life
Your mother would direct you to my armoury, you can find my helm of decay there. It would serve you well
II) DO NOT ever move into arm's reach of greed no matter how hard he tries to get you to move closer. Doing so would invoke plunder which is the only time greed is active.
During plunder, the hand of greed shoots out from where it previously lay immobile and clamps shut around you. There is no way to escape this hold
He would then start to make demands of you, starting from your most prized possession.
If you agree to his demand, whatever he requested appears in his other hand almost instantaneously. He then starts asking for your second-most prized possession.
This cycle would continue until he has everything you once had, at which point he starts requesting for parts of your body, starting from your eyes.
He would not stop until he has every last part and still, his cries of "more.....more" would still be heard echoing through the bowels of greed
Attempting to refuse his demand during plunder would cause him to open his mouth extra wide and swallow you whole. You would stay in his stomach from that moment until the 30th of June, also called the day of stench where his rectum opens wide enough for you to crawl out
III) DO NOT EVER go to the bowels of greed on the 30th of June or you would see something so disgusting that you would never feel happiness again.
Essence
The essence of greed lies at the bottom of the cup of filth, don't attempt asking greed for it, he is uncooperative
Keep a good relationship with the sisters of man, they would sneak some to you.
To those unfortunate enough to come in contact with the essence of greed,
It drastically decreases their intelligence and makes them more vulnerable to other sins
They become a bottomless pit, cursed with gluttony and an untreatable unsatisfaction with whatever they have.
Their soul darkens and they fall without fail to our waiting embrace
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The devil's playbook
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