Unknown: Yahh Lee Suho where are you???
MaTeRiAl GuRl: Who?
Unknown: Dude if you don't stop acting dumb right now I will break your piano
MaTeRiAl GuRl: Lmao wrong number dude
Lol this guy thinks I'm LeE sUhO. Oh welp, I told him it wasn't me but he wouldn't listen so.... Too bad, So sad! Not my problem...
Anyway, today is really hot ( just like me) so I decided to wear this:
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( I have no idea how to do collages, I know)
Today I am gonna go to the park and have a picnic with my siblings. I haven't seen them since their last tours in America and Japan so I'm super excited to see them again. But now that they're famous, they have to wear masks to not be recognized by crazy fans. Our parents died in a car crash so it's only me, my brother and my sister.
(Magical time skip...🥳❤️🔥🔆♾️)
I'm at the park and I don't see my siblings. I don't know what to do so I very wisely decide to send them a message in our gc.
Me: hey where r y'all
Unknown: HEY ITS U!
Me: Yeh it's me
Unknown: LEE SUHO
Me: Um? Jimin? Rosé?
Unknown: ...
I was confused like my brain was about to explode. Then someone hugged me and said guess who. OMG THAT'S JIMINIE OPPA. AND I SEE ROSÉ UNNIE! Wait so who was I textin-
