Unknown: Yahh Lee Suho where are you???
MaTeRiAl GuRl: Who?
Unknown: Dude if you don't stop acting dumb right now I will break your piano
MaTeRiAl GuRl: Lmao wrong number dude
Rosé and Jimin are fighting again like wtf? We are at this park for a picnic not a fight like bitches shut the fuck up.
Me: Guys can you buth shut the fuck up like it's really embarrasing!
Rosé: Nah I'm good thanks
Jimin: Same
Rosé: Copycat
Jimin: Yahhhhh I'm older than u!
Rosé: *scoffs
Rosé: By like 4 months..
Jimin: So? I'm still older!
Then I saw a gang of men coming close to us. They looked like they were taking a picture and they posed like this:
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Okay but like the one with the striped shirt looks so hot-
what the actual fuck am I thinking?
I was trying to stop the butterflies in my stomach from exploding...
I just wanna squish his face like ugggggghhhhhh.
Seojun POV:
As we were taking a picture, I saw this really cute girl sitting next to us while her I think friends, no wait siblings were fighting . She had an amused look and omg she was so cute:
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( ik this is wonyoung from ive but still. ALSO listen to love dive y'all!)
And she had a gold gucci bag which made her look...um....hot?
IDK!?
Anyways I'm just gonna sit on the bench since Chorong has decided to tell the gang I like Jukyug which I actually don't. I mean she's nice and all but I know she likes Suho.
I didn't have anything to do so I'll just text that stranger hehehehehe.
SSeoJJun: heyy stranger whatsuppp?
Stranger: Nothing much just looking at my siblings fight.
Stranger: YaAaAaYyYyyY
SSeoJJun: ok?
SseoJJun: Anyways whats ur name?
Stranger: Nuh uh boy I aint tellin ya!
SSeoJJun: Did u just assume my gender?
Stranger: Wait r u a girl? Or are you Asexual?
SSeoJJun: No I'm a male.
Stranger: Then why did you say-
Stranger: You know what nvm..
SSeoJJun: How about you?
Stranger: You want a picture?
SSeoJJun: OmG YeS nOoNa
Stranger: Bro what the actual fawk......
SSeoJJun: ur mom...lol
SSeoJJun: now can u just send the picture?
Stranger: I asked you if you wanted it, but I never said I was gonna give it to you
SSeoJJun:
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