Chapter 2

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by BL0BGH0ST

by BL0BGH0ST

•Beelzebub POV•
I woke up and saw Lucy glaring at me "What are you doing here?!" I quickly woke up (Y/N) and hid behind them "Lucifer? What's wrong?"

"Her! She's not supposed to be here!" They groaned "I'm sure she's learned her lesson after form being in there for a few hundred years in complete isolation" I nodded "I swear not to overrule you again, promise"

Lucifer scoffed "Fine! But if she messes up, you're going in the portal with her!" The she stormed out and I hugged them again

"Thank you!" They nodded and yawned and stood up with me on their back and went downstairs, where we were met with judgmental glares from everyone "Morning" then we went to go make breakfast and sat at the table and started eating

"Please don't sit in their lap, sit in a chair" I shook my head and they gave me a waffle which I ate happily "It's fine, the preschooler's are a lot more clingy anyway"

"Preschooler's?"

"Different schools come and tour the building"

"Cool! Can you pass the salt?"

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I was now out shopping with (Y/N) and Cerberus, she came along to keep me in line, but I just held their arm for the whole trip and I looked away for one second and they disappeared and then showed up again talking to security and holding a beat up guy

"Sorry for disappearing" I grabbed my handkerchief and cleaned up their bloody nose and busted lip "Why were you talking to him?"

"He was taking inappropriate pictures of you and Cerberus, mainly the no-no parts" What the hell are no-no parts? As if they read my mind they said what it was "Your–"

Then Cerberus interrupted "Boobs and butt?" They nodded and went went back home and made sure to avoid any suspicious people

Time skip

(Y/N) cleaned up and and put a steri-strip on and they were interrogated by everyone and I gave them a quick rundown of what happened "Well, thank you (Y/N)" Helltaker patted their head and went to make everyone lunch

"Here's the deal!" I was now being interrogated "What are your intentions?" I looked around nervously and sighed in relief when they came back with some grilled cheese and cotton candy grapes and gave me a plate

They sat down next to me and I laid on their shoulder "To be by their side forever, to repay their kindness" they looked at us confused but went back to eating

"Fine, but no funny business! Because I will and could, kill you"

"Lucifer stop"

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Two months later

(Y/N) joined Helltaker's harem somehow and managed to stay alive with how rowdy they are