i woke up to my phone ringing so i felt around my bed to get it but i didn't feel it so i stood up and shook my comforter and i saw it fly on the floor.
"ughh" i said going to get it
MISSED CALL FROM "𝑓𝑎𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟🌎."
i called back and heard shuffling"what shall i help you with your royal highness" i spoke
"girl sthu" he laughed
"na but hey dadd." i said
"wassup alien , can you go to walmart and grab some shit for the food tonight?" he asked
"yes just text me what you need".
"ardd and wake yo ass up it's finna be 1 inna afternoon"
"I love you be safe."
" when arent i" he said.
"don't get me started , you bout died 7 times" i said in all honesty
"but i'm still aliveee" he said
we both busted out laughing
"stay off tiktok old man".
"get off my phone" he said and hung up
"rude ass" i mumbled while getting up to get my day started.
I went to the bathroom and started brushing my teeth before my phone repeatedly dinged.
"who tf" I mumbled grabbing my phone seeing a group chat with kaash trinity and 4 other numbers.
𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒃𝒃𝒚🦋, 𝒌𝒂𝒂𝒔𝒉 🖤 & 4 others
𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒃𝒃𝒚 🦋: heyy negross𝒌𝒂𝒂𝒔𝒉🖤 :wsg y'all
+1(404)569-0046: Hey who the other number?
+1(678)223-8923: My balls hurt I've been diagnosed with chlydia
𝒕𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒏𝒃𝒃𝒚🦋: sir 🤦🏽♀️
me: you mean chlamydia ?+1(678)223-8923:i said that 🙁
+1(404)569-0046: Who's that?
𝒌𝒂𝒂𝒔𝒉🖤: samiya that's zuri bigheaded ass
me:
YOU ARE READING
𝑧𝑢𝑟𝑖'𝑠 𝑝𝑒𝑎𝑐𝑒 .
HumorI'll always live and learn and forgive but won't forget - zuri.