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zan: oh my god max im so gay
zan: WAIT NO WRONG CHAT
kate bush simp: HAHAHAHHA
kate bush simp: NICE GOING
the wonder twins forgotten sibling: Happy pride month Will
zan: thanks jonathan 👍
jayna: What is pride Month .
kate bush simp: el…
nightwing: 😨
jayna: Is it bad
zan: nonono its just a month that celebrates lgbtq
jayna: That is the Fourth of July though ,?
zan: what
kate bush simp: im
van gaylen: YES benjamin franklin SLAYS
zan: are you thinking of bbq 😭
jayna: Yes that
zan: oh no el,, lgbtq is the community of non-cisgender or non-heterosexual people
zan: that probably doesnt clear it up any more
jayna: What
nightwing: cisgender is identifying as the gender you were given as a baby (girl, boy) and heterosexual is being attracted to the opposite gender
jayna: I was not given a gender. What am I
nightwing: you were just not as strongly yk? youre a girl right?
jayna: Yes
nightwing: and youve been called a girl since birth?
jayna: I was called 011.
nightwing: i- no
nightwing: someone please help here
zan: ok so basically el, lgbtq is people who are deviant from what society says is right
zan: society likes people who love the opposite gender, and people who stick to their assigned gender
zan: i probably sound like the joker right now
kate bush simp: yeah you do
jayna: OK I think I .understand.
jayna: So Mike is l g b t q?
kate bush simp: LMFAO??
jayna: No I wrote LGBTQ
van gaylen: yes eleven dearest, michael is BBQ 🏳️🌈
nightwing: im crying
basketboy: i just checked my phone tf 😭
basketboy: @glass closet confirm or deny 🧐
glass closet: huh
glass closet: what is it
glass closet: WHAT NO IM NOT
toothless: mike tries to run from the allegations but the allegations run faster
glass closet: IM NOT GAY
glass closet: ITS FINE IF YOU ARE BUT IM NOT
glass closet: EL WHY DO YOU THINK IM GAY??? WE'RE LITERALLY DATING
jayna: Oh I thought you. liked Eddie
glass closet: idk what youre talking about
van gaylen: 👁️👁️
glass closet: im so sorry eddie i DONT idk what everyone is talking aboutt
kate bush simp: mike… your name is literally glass closet. put two and two together
glass closet: WERE BACK ON THIS AGAIN??? IDFK WHAT IT MEANS MAX
kate bush simp: what are gay people before theyre out? in the closet. nobody can see them. if the closet is glass, then…
glass closet: wha
glass closet: uh
glass closet: what
look at THESE guns: Guys please dont break my brother
basketboy: noo max you ruined the fun
kate bush simp: how was it fun for you 🧐 youre straight
basketboy: watching mike be confused about literally anything is great
basketboy: now we gotta find smthn else ☹️
kate bush simp: ok yeah true
zan: should i be concerned by the lack of noise from mikes room
zan: istg he was just loudly ranting to himself and now hes just. silent
look at THESE guns: Goddamnit you broke my brother
AUTHOR'S NOTE:
shorter chapter today, sorry! i hope you enjoyed it! as a pride month special, you get a confused el and mike having too many thoughts (gay) in his very small hamster brain (me too buddy)
after this chapter in the timeline, el, will, and jonathan move into hoppers cabin (which has been under construction being fixed up in the meantime). dont ask me how they all fit in that tiny house i have no idea SHDHSJ
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