most birthdays/zodiacs mentioned are just headcanons because they dont have canon birthdates
CW//mentions of bullying (among other things that happened in s1)
get vecna'd
jayna: I have gotten my phone back . :)
kate bush simp: YESSS LETS GOO
Joyce Byers: Welcome back, sweetie 🥰
batman: glad to have you back kid
batman: and off topic, sorry el, but TOMORROWS MY BIRTHDAY
nightwing: tomorrows your birthday?? how did i not know that
toothless: i feel like an og rn
toothless: steve harrington, born on june 29th, 2002 😎
batman: wow thanks for stating my exact birth date
toothless: ofc
kate bush simp: im sorry, you're a CANCER??
batman: yeah?
kate bush simp: istg youre a leo
batman: i dont know zodiac shit idk
nightwing: hard agree with max, youre a leo
kate bush simp:
kate bush simp: this is NOT you
batman: idk i think im loyal and sympathetic
batman: i dont know what like all of the other words mean tho
nightwing: ok maybe you have a leo moon??
toothless: i didnt think you were a zodiac girl max
kate bush simp: yeah well im full of surprises arent i dustin
kate bush simp: whats your sign
toothless: gemini
kate bush simp: figures
nightwing: i see it
batman: what does any of this mean
batman: dustin is a ride at cedar point???
nightwing: im not explaining this to you dingus
basketboy: whats your sign? im a pisces 😨😨
kate bush simp: please no not justin bieber
basketboy: LMAO
basketboy: im actually a capricorn
basketboy: january 7th 😎
basketboy: lemme guess yours
basketboy: uhhh the lion one
kate bush simp: IM NOT A LEO
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