Tw: very detailed summary of how Childe scratches his butt and ofc it's a joke
okay
don't get mad at meeee
butttt
I dislike Childe.
anyway
he scratches his ass...
like
he sticks his hand up the hole
then he like
scratches around for the remains of poop since he doesn't wipe correctly right
then it gets under his finger nails
and then he sniffs it
"MMM MMM MMM SMELLS SO GOOD"
and he licks his fingernails
he thinks it's spicy
