teen wolf - groupchat + texts

untitled story part (drunk stiles)

- puppy pack -

theo > u got a problem liam?

theo > thats right!

theo > u ALWAYS have a problem!!

liam > what the hell are you doing????

mason > corey pick me up im scared

corey > oki!

corey > + whats going on guys? are u ok?

theo > no im not okay

liam > ???

theo > liam chose my character in mario cart

- liam has removed theo -

liam > LORD HELP ME

- liam has added theo -

theo > STFU

liam > I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING??

theo > I DIDNT ASK???

mason > oooookay

liam > ISTG THEO IM GONNA MUDER U ONE DAY

theo > U DO THAT

corey > (dont actually)

theo > ye dont actually

liam > i wont

liam > unfortunately

theo > OK SHUT UP NOW

- furries -

stiles > i agreeee with taht statment

allison > what statement?

derek > no one said anything.

stiles > i did??

stiles > duhhh

derek > you really scare me sometimes

stiles > ly2 😘

derek > mhm

stiles > wowww wont evensay itt bavk??

scott > ok dude get off ur phone now

stiles > hughh?

stiles > im aokayg

erica > spoiler alert : he isnt

boyd > ^ hes drunk

boyd > VERY drunk.

malia > wothaoit me??

kira > without*

kira > improvements!

stiles > m not evwn that drunk dudz

scott > righttt

- pms between dickhead hale and alpha mccall -

dickhead hale > where are you guys?

alpha mccall > u mean where is stiles?

dickhead hale > yes.

dickhead hale > so?

alpha mccall > my house

alpha mccall > u gonna pick him up?

dickhead hale > omw

- irl idk -

Stiles' vision was blurry. The world seemed to be spinning around him as he downed another beer. He could hear people (werewolves) talking around him, although they were pretty much drowned out by the blaring music. However, there was only one person whose voice Stiles wanted to hear.

A certain Derek Hale.

A certain Derek Hale who was well on his way to the McCall household. A certain Derek Hale who, within minutes, had parked outside and was knocking on the front door. He was greeted by Erica, who opened the door with a smug smirk.

"Go get him, tiger." She twirled a strand of her blonde hair around her manicured finger. "Or wolf, I guess." Derek rolled his eyes but strolled into the house, looking around for the drunk teen. He soon found him in the kitchen, lazily pouring a shot. Before he could drink it, though, Derek grabbed his wrists and pulled him away, causing the shot glass to shatter.

"Hey! I was- I was using that!" Stiles complained as the werewolf dragged him out of the McCall house. When they made it out, Derek led the drunk young man to his car and placed him in the back seat, ignoring his slurred protests and curses. They drove to Stiles' house in silence until Derek spoke up.

"You're drunk." He stated plainly, making Stiles roll his eyes.

" 'ell done, Sher- Sherlock." He slow-clapped his boyfriend as they pulled into his garage. "Hey, I live here! Huh." Derek sighed and climbed out of his sleek black car, opening the door for Stiles as soon as he did so. "Thank ya," He blew the taller man a kiss and clumsily hopped out, falling into Derek's arms. "And again. Argh- The world is- Woah, it's spinning! Ha, that's- That's cool."

"Shut up." Derek said, swiftly picking the human up and carrying him inside.

A few minutes later, Stiles was snoring away in his bed, arms wrapped tightly around Derek's torso while the latter was texting the groupchat.

- furries -

scott > @derek

derek > what

allison > stiles

allison > how is he?

derek > asleep

aiden > and how do u know that?

mason > ⚠️sus alert⚠️

isaac > ⚠️ sus alert ⚠️

liam > ⚠️sus alert ⚠️

derek > hes my boyfriend.

erica > omg guys

erica > hE SAID IT

mason > WOO HOOOO

scott > FINALLY

derek > what do you mean "finally"?

lydia > you've never called him your boyfriend before.

corey > ^ its always "im with him" or "we're together"

ethan > yh boyfriend is a new one

derek > okay shut up

derek > hes squirming

isaac > be quiet then? 💀

derek > my phone is pinging.

erica > turn it off then? 💀

- derek has left the group -

kira > that works too