BNHA // Mad Hatter

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Shigaraki discovered music and decided to confuse the league.



LEAGUE
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Handman
My friends don't walk, they run

DumpsterFire
guess we arent friends then

DoubleTrouble
???

Handman
Skinny dip in rabbit holes for fun...

Bloodsucker
WHAT THE HELL SHIGGY

Handman
Popping, popping balloons with guns
Getting high off helium

Mama-giri
You don't need to be telling us about your weird habits, Shigaraki.

Handman
We paint white roses red
Each shade from a different person's head

Bloodsucker
OKAY YOU FINALLY SAID SOMETHING THAT MAKES SENSE

DumpsterFire
Toga turn off your fucking caps lock

Bloodsucker
SORRY <3

Handman
This dream, dream is a killer

MagicalMarbles
What the fuck who poisoned him?
Toga? Did you do this?
I vote we blame Toga.

DumpsterFire
i vote we blame Toga

Lizard
I vote we blame Toga.

Bloodsucker
Knock it off u freakin hoes.

Handman
Getting drunk with a blue caterpillar

DumpsterFire
i feel like that was directed at me
i feel targeted
Shiggy stop staring at me from across the room
like wtf u creep

Handman
I'm peeling the skin off my face
'Cause I really hate being safe

Moonfish
What in the actual fuck

Lizard
Idk man

Mama-giri
Shigaraki are you drunk again?
Also, I thought we agreed you would try to stop scratching.

Handman
The normals, they make me afraid.
The crazies, they make me feel sane.

Mustard
Well okay I understand THAT part, boss.

Bloodsucker
Which am I?

DumpsterFire
A whole new level of crazy, you psycho.

Handman
I'm nuts, baby, I'm mad

MagicalMarbles
I vote that the 'baby' was directed at Dabi

DumpsterFire
fuck off

Bloodsucker
I agree with Compress!!

Handman
The craziest friend that you've ever had

DumpsterFire
Toga wins that title, sorry

Doubletrouble
PREACH
SHE JUST TRIED TO STAB ME
WE'RE BEST FRIENDS

Handman
You think I'm psycho, you think I'm gone

Mama-giri
I can't say I disagree.

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