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FUCK ENDEAVOR CLUB
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Natsuo :)
Uh I was told to do this.
um
I was born in a messed up century
?

dabi.but.im.secretly.touya
my favorite flavored sweets are raspberry amphetamines    :))

deku
Uh, guys, what's going on?

URAVITY
I have no clue

bloodsucker
dabi wtf kind of gc did you just add me to
DABI WTF IS UR USERNAME
I THOUGHT THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A SECRET

handman_shiggy
@bloodsucker not anymore apparently

eraserhead
what the hell
there are literal villains in this chat
wait
wtf
how did any of you get my number
ugh
im going back to sleep
@endeavorprohero this is your mess clean it up

halfandhalf
I bought a car
Beretta
Age 16

dabi.but.im.secretly.touya
I brush my teeth with bleach cuz i aint got time for cavities

endeavorprohero
touya?

dabi.but.im.secretly.touya
stfu nobody likes you


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halfandhalf
my daddy put a gun to my head
said "if you ever kiss another boy I'm gonna shoot you dead."

fuyumi.t
so I tied him up with gaffer tape and locked him in the shed

dabi.but.im.secretly.touya
then i went out to the garden and i fucked my best friend :) @handman_shiggy

handman_shiggy
STFU

TENYAIIDA
LANGUAGE

dabi.but.im.secretly.touya
im a villain i dont give a fuck you little 1A pos

denki.memelord
cuz?

natsuo :)
my high hopes

fuyumi.t
are getting low

halfandhalf
cuz these people are so old

FroppyFrogHero
Guys whats going on
kero

Tokoyami&DarkS
idk but it's getting good so just shut up and watch the show

denki.memelord
free popcorn in my dorm

RedheadRiotKiri
omw bro
imma make bakubro come too
he's sleeping though all this good drama

bloodsucker
the way they think about it all, if i tried i would never know

deku
My high hopes are getting low
Endeavor I really hope everything Shoto has told me isn't true. You're a pro hero, you're supposed to set an example, not be a piece of crap.

bakugou.mcexplody
*worthless piece of shit asshole of a bitch

halfandhalf
But I know I'll never be alone
@deku :)

fuyumi.t
It's alright, we'll survive

dabi.but.its.secretly.touya
cuz parents aint always right

sleepy_shinsou_:(
...
drop a toaster in my bath, watch my mum and dad laugh

eraserhead
hey shinsou, we've talked about this, buddy
you're okay now

denki.memelord
see a thousand volts go through the son they wish they never had?
relatable

jirou_
...they told me causal affection leads to sexual infection...

denki.memelord
but it's hard to get an erection when you're so used to rejection

PRESENTMICYEAH
Yeah the teacher fucked the preacher, but then he had to leave her.
Don't ask, kids.

AoyamaSparkles
had to wash away the "sins" of a male cheerleader?

URAVITY
Hi! Nice to meet ya!
Got nothing to believe in
:D

handman_shiggy
so let me know when my breathing stops, cuz my high hopes, are getting low

bloodsucker
because these people are so old

denki.memelord
the way they think, about it all...

sero.memelord
if i tried i would never know...

MinaA
My high hopes are getting low

deku
But I know I'll never be alone

TENYAIIDA
It's alright, we'll survive

halfandhalf
Cause parents ain't always right

endeavorprohero
And this all started because I was a bad person and my children hate me?

eraserhead
ALL MY CHILDREN ARE DEPRESSED DAMMIT
all of you are going to group therapy tomorrow

bloodsucker
Aizawa-sensei? Can I join?

eraserhead
sure wtf not at this point

deku
I think we should tell all the news agencies about what Endeavor has done, what do y'all think?

endeavorprohero
I hate you ALL

halfandhalf
Tick, Tock. Stop the clock. Because I got the feeling that I'm gonna get shot.

fuyumi.t
Tick tock, stop the clock

natsuo :)
...Because I got the feeling that I'm gonna get shot...

eraserhead
sigh
my high hopes are getting low

Momo :D
Because these people are so old

RedheadRiotKiri
The way they think, about it all... if I tried I would never know.

handman_shiggy
my high hopes are getting low

deku
But I know I'll never be alone

bakugou,mcexplody
It's alright, we'll survive

endeavorprohero
Cuz parents aint always right?

halfandhald
Screw you, dad
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