LOVE & LEAN ( uhyeah x reader x rivers cuomo)

Need a Hero?

As y/n lays down to start brainstorming their escape all of a sudden

Ping(as)

I wonder who that could be
Uhyeah??

Uhyeah: hey kitten, I hear about what happened, need a hero?
Y/n: omg hi uhyeah-kun 🥺 🐱🐾
Y/n: I do need a hero •\\\•
Uhyeah: no need to tell me where you are, I can use my ultra hyper powerful dog nose to find you 🐶
Uhyeah: just stay away from rivers cuomo 😡 I know how he feels about you.
Y/n: h-how he feels about me •\\\• ? He hasn't even looked at me since I got to this weezerblue room :,(
Uhyeah: don't cry kitten, rivers is a doodoo head

Meanwhile

*Rivers sits on a weezergreen couch batting his weezergreen eyes at a framed picture of y/n*

All of Weezer is currently out of weezer house, leaving Rivers Cuomo to stew in his "unknown" feelings towards their newest housemate.

Maybe it's time to give them a clue on how to leave the weezerblue room thinks Rivers

Nah, y/n is smart

Back to the weezerblue room, y/n receives yet another ping from their dear friend ori as they wait for uhyeahs rescue.

Ori: I'm awesome
Y/n: you really are swag
Ori: free thinkers when someone says they're awesome
Y/n: so true, maybe I should think for myself :D
Ori: k.

Ori is so right, I'm a strong independent y/n and I shouldn't lie in wait to be saved like a damsel in distress.

Y/n then begins to take a closer look at the weezerblue room and notices that a corner of the wallpaper is coming off.
Y/n proceeds to walk towards it and fearlessly pull it off to reveal an unlocked door

"D'oh" says y/n as they cutely bonk their head for being an actual doodoohead.

They step out into the hallway and made a brave attempt to sneak around without getting caught.

They walk into a living room only to see

Rivers Cuomo on a weezergreen couch? How kawaii

*gasp*

Rivers Cuomo turns around only to see

Y/n... the object of my affections <3

Y/n's eyes widen as they notice the weezerblue tears falling from Rivers weezergreen orbs

"What's wrong Rivers-kun" says Y/n as their hand reaches out towards Rivers in support

Rivers thinks I can't let y/n know I was crying due to how one sided my crush on them is 😥

"It's nothing y/n, just missing my bandmates 💔" Rivers lies

Remember what UhYeah-kun said y/n l, you can't trust Rivers due to his feelings for you. But what are the feelings,,, could it be hate 😥 Y/n thinks to their self.

"Do you hate me Rivers ☹️" cries y/n

Y/n then proceeds to use their gaslighting ability to entrance Rivers Cuomo with their weezerblue tears and distract him until UhYeah comes.

I hope uhyeah makes it in time, I can only entrance one person at a time and if the rest of the band comes back I'll be in trouble ☹️

Y/n hears a strange noise in the distance of Weezer house...