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55. going to die (the guts said it)

bullshit chat

best villain:
i think i'm going to die

royal guard:
why?

best villain:
idk
a gut feeling

royal guard:
really?
that's the worst thing ever

best villain:
right?

royal guard:
i was being sarcastic

best villain:
fuck u
bc of you i'm actually going to die
whether on purpose or not is up to you

royal guard:
WAIT DONT DIE
I'LL BURY YOU IN MY GARDEN

twice:
i just logged on
I AM LOFGING OUT

best villain:
which garden
you don't have a garden
UA??
that's not a garden
AND DONT BURY ME THERE

royal guard:
why not?

best villain:
WHY WOULD YOU BURY ME THERE?

royal guard:
idk
it's pretty?

best villain:
"iTs PrEtTy"
no it's not

royal guard:
okok
i understand
where do you want to be buried

best villain:
i don't want you to bury me
fuck you
i'm better off on my own

royal guard:
HOW ARE YOU BETTER OFF ON YOUR OWN??
YOUR DEAD

best villain:
so?

royal guard:
sO?!?(73!

sleepdeprived:
hi
oh
goodbye

royal guard:
HITOSHI SHINSO
HELP ME

sleepdeprived:
no
i'm busy

royal guard:
busy doing what?
denki?

sparklingbitch:
what?

sleepdeprived:
no
feeding cats

royal guard:
oh
cats are cool

sleepdeprived:
yeah
having many cats is cook
i have 13 cats
or more

royal guard:
YOUR COOKING CATS!,832&

sleepdeprived:
WHAT
NO I MEANT GOOD

royal guard:
oh
i thought you were cooking them

sleepdeprived:
WHY WOULD I COOK CATS???

royal guard:
idk
don't ask me

best villain:
I am really angry and highly disappointed with your action. I know you can do better. I cannot express in words how angry I am at this moment. Please refrain from talking with me for now. This behavior is not tolerable at all I wish I could do something about it. I'm really very angry. Nothing comes from anger rather than some negative energy so don't be angry. Be jolly and happy, instead. When you are calm, you can either win or lose in the game of life. But when you are angry, you have no choice but to lose. Stop being angry with people who don't respect you. It is not worth it, trust me. Anger exposes your insecurity where as forgiveness exposes your generosity. Being angry will not bring any good but will spoil your mood. Drop it. You should sleep than being angry with someone else- so worth it, mate. Try it and thank me, later. Anger can sometimes bring out the best in you and make you shine. But most of the time anger brings out the worst in you and makes everyone around you whine. Don't get angry. A man who doesn't know how to be angry is incapable of being good.

royal guard:
what even-
did you steal that from internet?

best villain:
no.

royal guard:
🤨

best villain:
maybe.

royal guard:
and i'm the younger sibling
smh

best villain:
fuck off

royal guard:
no you fuck off
have fun not getting buried