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A/n: HELLO *CoUgH* So just letting you know that some characters may not act like themselves or talk like themselves because I suck at writing and I'm not said character :)
Anyways Enjoy
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Gon: Kurapika, I have a question
Kurapika: Oh, what is it gon?
Gon: What does 'The birds and the bee's' Stand for?
Kurapika: I- Where did you even hear that?
Gon: Killua was talking about it
Kurapika: Oh my gosh...
Gon: Is it bad?
Kurapika: No it's not it's just... something you talk about with a parent
Gon: Oh ok...Lerio!
Kurapika: Oh no-
Lerio: What's up Gon??
Gon: What does 'The birds and the bees' stand for?
Lerio: Oh- Well uh-
Kurapika: When a man and a woman love each other very much they make a child
Gon: Oh...But how?
Lerio: Well uh...
Killua: It's called sex Gon
Gon: Oh, what's-
Kurapika: How about we talk about something else?
Killua: Aw but Kurapika, it would be so rude if we didn't tell him what it meant
Gon: Yeah! I wanna know what it means!
Lerio: Killua he has the Innocents of a child I don't think it's a good idea to get rid of it
Killua: Nahhh I'm sure he'll be fineeee
Kurapika: I don't know...
Gon: Please Kurapika!
Kurapika: Fine I guess, tell him Killua
Killua: Well you see, Themanshoveshisdonginthewomansprivatepartandthrustsuntilhecumsinsideherandthenhispremgoesintoherfertilethingyandthechildisborn
Kurapika: I don't think that was completely accurate-
Killua: It was accurate enough
Kurapika: That sentence made no sense-
Lerio: You alright Gon?
Gon: Y-Yep... ಥ‿ಥ
Kurapika: Your Sure Gon?
Gon: Y-Yep..
Killua: He's Great! Isn't that right buddy?
Gon: Y-Yep..
Kurapika: I don't think he's alright
Lerio: I think your tramatized him killua-
Killua: Nahhhh He's fineeee
Gon: Y-Yep..
I had way to much fun writing this-
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Animes on CrAcK.........?
HumorA bunch of random anime scenarios that popped into my head :) this will probably include: JoJo (Probably all parts expect for phantom blood, battle tendency, and stone ocean since I haven't watched it yet :P) Nanbaka Maybe My hero academia Hunter x...