🌸/🍈||Birds and Bees..||HXH

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A/n: HELLO *CoUgH* So just letting you know that some characters may not act like themselves or talk like themselves because I suck at writing and I'm not said character :)
Anyways Enjoy
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WARNING: MENTIONS OF SEXUAL INTERCOURSE

Gon: Kurapika, I have a question

Kurapika: Oh, what is it gon?

Gon: What does 'The birds and the bee's' Stand for?

Kurapika: I- Where did you even hear that?

Gon: Killua was talking about it

Kurapika: Oh my gosh...

Gon: Is it bad?

Kurapika: No it's not it's just... something you talk about with a parent

Gon: Oh ok...Lerio!

Kurapika: Oh no-

Lerio: What's up Gon??

Gon: What does 'The birds and the bees' stand for?

Lerio: Oh- Well uh-

Kurapika: When a man and a woman love each other very much they make a child

Gon: Oh...But how?

Lerio: Well uh...

Killua: It's called sex Gon

Gon: Oh, what's-

Kurapika: How about we talk about something else?

Killua: Aw but Kurapika, it would be so rude if we didn't tell him what it meant

Gon: Yeah! I wanna know what it means!

Lerio: Killua he has the Innocents of a child I don't think it's a good idea to get rid of it

Killua: Nahhh I'm sure he'll be fineeee

Kurapika: I don't know...

Gon: Please Kurapika!

Kurapika: Fine I guess, tell him Killua

Killua: Well you see, Themanshoveshisdonginthewomansprivatepartandthrustsuntilhecumsinsideherandthenhispremgoesintoherfertilethingyandthechildisborn

Kurapika: I don't think that was completely accurate-

Killua: It was accurate enough

Kurapika: That sentence made no sense-

Lerio: You alright Gon?

Gon: Y-Yep... ಥ‿ಥ

Kurapika: Your Sure Gon?

Gon: Y-Yep..

Killua: He's Great! Isn't that right buddy?

Gon: Y-Yep..

Kurapika: I don't think he's alright

Lerio: I think your tramatized him killua-

Killua: Nahhhh He's fineeee

Gon: Y-Yep..



I had way to much fun writing this-

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