srry im barely taking this srsly anymore
enjoy
Miu: get up hoesss istg its almost 3 am were goonan be late
Kokichi: bith shit up
Kokichi: bithshut up*
kokichi: FUCK
Kokichi: fucj you
Miu: ugh
Rantaro: wait yall arent on the bus yet
Miu: bitch what- no-
Rantaro: oh then where am i
Kaede: life lesson: neeverrr gett drunk or high with rqntaor
Rantaro: heheh
Kokichi: mhm
Miu: that's an obvious fact like common sense gurl what's wrong w u
Kaede: I dunnooo but why does my name autocorrect to Jared who tf is that
Miu: ur mom
Kokichi: u suck :P
Miu: fuck you
Kokichi: kys /j
Miu: no u /j
Kaede: I love how y'all fight but when u say serious stuff u use tone tags hehehehehdkksd
Rantaro: teahhggggg
Kaede: have y'all committed a crime before?
Miu: yes
Rantaro: yes
Kokichi: yes
Shuichi: yes
Tsumugi: yes
Gonta: no
Angie: ofc
Kaede: hehe cool what did y'all commit
Kaede: I mean do
Kaede: what is englush
Miu: I vandalized our school and broke glass on a sidewalk haha
Kokichi: those are dumb crimes dumbass 🙄
Miu: fuck off gay 🙄
Kokichi: u can't insult me for being gay ur gay 🤨
Miu: nah gay is ur nickname 😝
Kokichi: wow so creative
Kaede: kehe
Kokichi: omgg ur gf is starting to catch Kork laugh
Miu: g a s p
Rantaro: well uh my crimes are sellin drugs doin drugs stealing drugs accidentally seducing a cop one time and vandalizing the school w Miu
Kokichi: wait how do u accidentally seduce someone
Rantaro: I'm just too hot
Miu: how r u hotter than me tho
Rantaro: idk maybe it's the drugs
Miu: lol what no
Rantaro: 😶
Miu:
Kokichi: my crime was torture, escaping juvenile detention, 'attempted murder'(almost accidentally pushed a guy off a roof), property damage, doing drugs, stealing drugs (from rantaro 😋) :D
Miu: wow-
Rantaro: damn-
Miu: yeah so where is rantaro- he's not on the bus we're on so r u ok my dude-
Rantaro: yesn't
Miu: that is slightly concerning considering you are always high
Miu: do you even know where you are right now-
Rantaro: nop hah
Kokichi: dang well don't die
Kaede: aw that's nice
Kokichi: you still owe me money
Kaede: oh
Kaede: hahahaha
Miu: wait how does rantaro owe Kokichi money I thought Kokichi was in debt
Kokichi: fuck you I'm not in debt that's hajime and shuichi
Shuichi: damn don't gotta expose me like that
Miu: tf I thought you were asleep
Shuichi: sike
Tsumugi: well damn
Tsumugi: oh right shuichi what was your crime
Shuichi: uh
Shuichi: attempted murder and elder abuse
Kokichi: wtf
Shuichi: I kicked my old ass dad down the stairs
Kokichi: like mari from omori 🤩
Shuichi: haha- and I tried to kill some guy who was trying to kill me to steal my stuff-
Kokichi: wow emo detectives life is actually interesting
Shuichi: hhaha
Tsumugi: is it a crime if you leave someone who's in a wheelchair to roll into the road and they get hit by a car
Miu: probably
Shuichi: yes it is-
Kaede: dang we all criminals
Kaede: oh y'all forgot underage drinking
Miu: oh haha yeah
Rantaro: hsjshsks I think I'm in Russia
Kokichi: oh shit is this a hopper situation or a scoop troop one
Rantaro: neither oml it's not Russia it's a weird book store
Rantaro: wait where was our field trip again
Miu: a beach resort
Miu: there's ice cream
Kokichi: GRAPE ICE CREAM
Miu: and hot girls hehe
Kokichi: haha gay
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Danganronpa chatfic :D
Fanfiction:) Triggers I might accidentally trigger: m1k4n or other characters idrk- S/h Alcohol (?) Gun(s) Drugs Abuse Yelling/angry yelling Swearing Su1c1d3 Um idk pls tell me if I do and I'm so sorry ;^; Ships(might change bc multi-shipper): Komahina Kamuk...
