[Sorry I didn't post but im back from
getting the milk aka reading fanfics cuz why not-)
⚠️Warning:Language and some blood⚠️
BENs pov (ew oompa loompa man)
Bruh this bitch literally put me in a trash can and a lot of people are coming and taking photos to post it as a meme how can my life get any worst
"Guys this is embarrassing and we are in a trash can while people are taking photos" one of the moon children said "Dude then let's get the hell out of here it's annoying and let's kill the person" another one says
-EL MAGIC DE LA TIMESKIP-
I got out of the trash can and got back to my place bruh I have many people against me and now this bitch is after me probably how can our life get any worse
Y/N's pov
About to befriend an entity I entered cleverbot and started typing
You:Hey motherfucker
BEN/Cb:WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
You:Well someone woke up in the wrong side of the bed
BEN/cb:no i didn't and I don't even sleep but anyways what do you want
You:I wanted to ask you if you want to eat some soft tacos together and be friends :D?
BEN:Really -le gasp-
BEN literally came out of nowhere and we ran to get tacos
-le timeskip-
We were eating soft tacos ah yes me y/n befriended an entity fuck yeah I'm the luckiest -insert gender- in the world and ima go read some fanfictions cuz why not
"Hey y/n wanna go annoy the shit out of ben" BEN asks me "HELL YEAH" I said
-another timeskip- cuz I'm lazy
Me and BEN were annoying ben cuz he's stuck as a statue and he can't do shit- XD
BEN and I started T POSING on him cuz yes and I grabbed him and put him as decoration in my house cuz I always wanted a statue
"Please help" ben says while looking at another me (aliceiswierd I found the y/n from your story) "sorry ben I can't do anything since this green bitch is literally behind me" the other y/n said
I saw a pokemon and we all stared at it "I'M GETTING THAT POKEMON" Ben yells "NAH BITCH IT'S MINE" BEN yells at him "NOPE ITS MINE YOU OOMPA LOOMPAS" I yelled at them "Wtf" the other y/n said
(Bruh what the hell did I created XD-?)
VOUS LISEZ
Crackfic BEN drowned x Reader
FanfictionI made this for fun and there's no books about canon BEN so why not and I'm pretty bored and Y/n will be gender neutral And I wrote this so Green bean hair BEN can get attention too cuz yes Art cover by me BEN belongs to jadusable This is a crackfic...
