I made this for fun and there's no books about canon BEN so why not and I'm pretty bored and Y/n will be gender neutral
And I wrote this so Green bean hair BEN can get attention too cuz yes
Art cover by me
BEN belongs to jadusable
This is a crackfic...
After eating soft tacos with BEN you fucking forgot that you two even ate tacos that BEN still haunted you
You woke up in a white void while groaning little did you know BEN was there
"Wait where tf am i-???" Y/n fucking said while looking at the void They heard another groan behind them and saw the green haired bitch Y/n proceeds to scream like a little bitch while they both look at eachother "YOU" they both said in unison while y/n got up and started running but BEN fell of like a bitch trying to catch them
BEN proceeds to speak like a bitch "YOU GOING DOWN BITCH BOI" y/n responded to that "BOIS IMA SLAP YALL SILLY"
"YOU BEST NOT BE MESSING WITH THE KING/QUEEN" BEN said pointing at themselves "BOI WHAT YOU TRIPPING I HAVE KING IN MY NAME" Y/n told them
"YOU CANT BE A KING WHEN YOU A SIMP, YOU SIMPED OVER A BLONDE PISSED HAIR VERSION OF ME AND WROTE FANFICS OF IT" BEN pointed at y/n "SHUT UP" y/n yelled at the mf while they both proceeded to argue
"YOU GOT A TINY ASS HEIGHT" BEN wiggled his arms at the air "WELL YOU GOT A TINY BRAIN" Y/n did the same with their arms "YOU WANNA GO BITCH" BEN said "YEAH" Y/n told the bitch
They both proceeded to fight over who gets to have the playstation Y/n made a random ass Ben kid appear "TF YOU GOT THAT 'THING' FROM" BEN said in disgust while looking at Ben bro hated him "I HAVE NO IDEA" Y/n looked at Ben who was just a statue looking the same "HELP ME IM SURROUNDED BY IDIOTS" Ben yelled in the inside of his thoughts
"LETS FORGET THAT" BEN said throwing Ben in the garbage "OKAY BUT WE STILL THROWING HANDS AFTER THIS" y/n said
Y/n did an awesome epic flip "NOT THE Y/N FLIP" BEN yelled at this while y/n just landed on a random building that appeared in the fucking white void "HAHA CANT GET OVER HERE CANT YOU??" Y/n taunted them "you underestimate my power" BEN said "don't you dare" y/n responded BEN then fucking jumped while y/n fucking hit them that they got their head stuck in the random building
BEN tried getting out "I'M STUCK-" BEN yelled but then they finally got out of there "Success we did it" BEN said to themselves while they didn't notice the random ass building falling and they got fucking crushed
"Wait I won? WOOHOO I WON WHO IS THE BEST KING CONTEST" Y/n cheered but coughed since they fucking yelled that they almost broke their vocal cords
Y/n saw some random ass robot in the void "Oh! Wassup B" Y/n said but they got yeeted by the robot y/n landed in the ground "Is that all you got B?" Y/n said while looking at the robot
Meanwhile with da bitch
BEN Got up and just popped their head from a whole In the random ass building and looks at the robot "Damn is that Mecha Godzilla or some shit but damn I look stupid"
"Oompa loompa detected" the robot said looking at BEN who was looking around and yeeted y/n there with them
Y/n and BEN looked at the robot "So uh team up?" Y/n said looking at BEN "ugh fine team up" BEN got annoyed at this and just accepted it
They grabbed Ben "Super extra rare Ben bat found" y/n said while having trouble grabbing the statue "Omg just yeet it already" BEN annoyed grabbed Ben and yeeted him at the robot managing to break it but Ben went back like a boomerang and fucking squished them to the ground
Ben broke the fucking floor while the three fucking fell BEN fucking landed while y/n was fucking squished by a pile of walls BEN just decided to help since there was nothing to do
"But where am i?" BEN asked themselves "HEY WE ARE HERE TOO" Y/n yelled while Ben just teleported to BEN who fucking screamed like a little girl seeing him
They all looked around except for Ben who was following them all the fucking time since he can't do shit They all saw big ass cubes in the sky "Damn I wanna go home now-" y/n said while looking at the cubes "Shut up tbh it's possibly your fault we are here" BEN said "HEY I DONT HAVE FAIRY DUST POWERS I CAN DO MAGIC LIKE ONE OF THOSE MARY SUES IM FUCKING WEAK AF" Y/n yelled being offended at this while glaring at BEN who was rolling their eyes
"What a Drama queen right?" y/n whispers in Bens ears while Ben kept the same ass expression but In his thoughts "This orange is ginamanasaurus, gimanasaurus, gimena- yeah what y'all say-" Bens thoughts said while y/n was getting killed by BEN who heared them say they are a drama queen
(Yeah fucking cliff hanger since idk lmfaooo Anyways this book is back to business baby lmfao Rip y/n tho- I still hate this book but love it at the same fucking time 💀 and inspired by the Godzilla vs monkey
BEN watching Y/ns stupidness be like:
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