riddle me this batman 😈

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HAHA NERDS!

CHOCOLATE PUDDING: riddle me this @bike

bike: okay

CHOCOLATE PUDDING: what is long, hard, and has cum in it

rollin.with.the.lgbt: MIKE

bike: ?

rollin.with.the.lgbt: i know what your thinking.

rollin.with.the.lgbt: i know its hard. but we can get through this together.

bike is typing

rollin.with.the.lgbt: MIKE

bike: ?

chocolate_pudding: come on man.

MAX!: IM SCREAMING

MAX!: YALL ACTING LIKE ITS THE END OF THE WORLD 💀💀

chocolate_pudding: IT IS MAX.

chocolate_pudding: IT. IS.

MAX!: you do you dude 🤷‍♀️

CHOCOLATE PUDDING: time is ticking mike.

bike is typing

yallrnerds: MIKE

bike: ?

wackytobacci: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

rollin.with.the.lgbt: WE CAN COME UP WITH AN ANSWER MIKE. A GOOD ONE.

bike: my answer is a good one

bike: a amazing one actually

bike: its so good that it made nana flatline

MAX!: IM SOBBING RN

yallrnerds: what.

CHOCOLATE PUDDING: times almost up michael.

bike is typing

rollin.with.the.lgbt: MICHAEL PLEASE

bike is typing

CHOCOLATE PUDDING: SPIT IT OUT WHEELER

bike is typing

chocolate_pudding: MIKE

mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: HUH WHATS HAPPENING

chocolate_pudding: MIKE WE CAN WORK THIS OUT PLEASE DONT

MAX!: WHY IS IT SUCH A BIG DEAL

chocolate_pudding: the byers are in the server.

MAX!: OH SHIT

bike is typing

CHOCOLATE PUDDING: YES. YESSSSS

chocolate_pudding: NO

       CHOCOLATE PUDDING: what is long, hard, and has cum in it
bike: a penis

JoyceByers: Michael!

willbyers^^: Oh.

wills_camreaman: ...

JoyceByers: Jonathan, I didn't say you could have your phone back.

wills_camreaman: Right. Sorry mother.

JoyceByers: It's okay hun.

       bike: a penis
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: HAHAH NOO NO. IT WAS A CUCUMBER FOOL HAHAHAHHAH

HEY GUYS ITS ME 😍

SORRY ABOUT THE SHORT UNFUNNY CHAPTER BUT I WAS BORED AND WANTED TO UPDATE THIS BOOK

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