HI GUYS THIS IS VINNIE! uhh this is a really old piece of the story i scrapped but since i havent posted in like a year i might as well post it. ALSO IT ISNT FINISHED but it kinda might help you guys figure out what kinda person mike is in this story? idk but here you go my sillys
HAHA NERDS!
Hopper has joined the chat
yallrnerds: WHAT THE FUCK! I THOUGHT I FIXED THIS PROBLEM
chocolate_puddibg: ERICA!
yallrnerds: BUT I FUCKING FIXED IT. HOW ARE THEY STILL JOINING
Hopper: Wheeler. Get away from my children.
bike: what??
Hopper: Get out of my sons room.
MAX!: HUH
bike: wtf no why
Hopper: Listen kid, if you keep this up some bad shit is gonna go down.
bike: keep what up?
Hopper: STAY AWAY FROM MY CHILDREN KID.
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: silly burger
MAX!: what?
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: the really one
chocolate_pudding: @dustinsepicmother
dustinsepicmother: sorry i have no idea what she's trying to say.
willbyers^^: "Hopper? What do you mean?"
Hopper: Shit. Um. I forgot she was in here.
mike.please.give.me.more.eggos: Chicago
Hopper: What I meant is,
Hopper has blocked mike.please.give.me.more.eggos.
MAX!: 💀
bike: JUST TELL HER THAT YOU FUCKING THREATENED ME BEFORE I TELL HER MYSELF
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: HUH I THINK I MISSED A CHAPTER
Hopper: You wouldn't. I'll make sure of it.
Bike: yeah rightjqbsinsihqknsknkwnkn. kwn
MAX!: WHAT THE
willbyers^^: LET GO OF HIM!
Hopper: This is for your own good kiddo.
MAX!: WHATS HAPPENING
willbyers^^: HE PICKED UP MIKE LIKE A FOOTBALL AND IS CARRYING HIM OUT OF MY ROOM
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: IS HE FIGHTING BACK?
willbyers^^: DUH ITS MIKE
bike: he threw me onto the fucking pavement.
shuttupdingus: ARE YOU OK HUN?
bike: yeah im okay
willbyers^^: No you aren't Mike. I can see your head gushing blood from my window.
bike: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO SAY THAT
willbyers^^: He's fucking running away leaving a trail of red down the sidewalk.
rollin.with.the.lgbt: WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO I SEE MIKE BLEEDING AND RUNNING IN THE STREET
shuttupdingus: CATCH UP BABE
rollin.with.the.lgbt: HOLY SHIT MIKE GET IN THE CAR
bike: IM OKAY I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT THAT BIRD OVER THERE
rollin.with.the.lgbt: NO YOU ARENT FINE MICHAEL. GET IN THE CAR.
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: mike, we've talked about this
chocolate_pudding: yeah man.
MAX!: what?
chocolate_pudding: you were there when we had this conversation max
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: @bike its okay to not be okay and ask for help mike
bike: what? i just want to look that that majestic ass bird over there
MAX!: oh now i remember
shuttupdingus: WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?
bike: can we not 😡
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: it was like a month ago and mike somehow stabbed his arm while cutting vegetables at dustins house, wrapped his arm in tissues, deep cleaned the knife and cutting board, THREW AWAY THE VEGETABLES, TOOK OUT THE TRASH AND REPLACED THE BAG, CUT NEW VEGETABLES, PUT THEM IN A BOWL, GAVE THE BOWL TO LUCAS AND ACTED LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED.
yallrnerds: WHAT THE
yallrnerds: HOW DID HE STAB HIMSELF
bike: something scared me and i panicked, i meant to put it back in the knife holder thingy but missed the thing, since i was scared i like stabbed myself really hard BUT DONT WORRY GUYS I WAS JUST FEELING SILLY
CHOCOLATE PUDDING: WE DIDNT EVEN NOTICE TILL MAX SAW THE RED SEEPING THREW HIS JACKET
bike: you said that you wouldn't talk about this 😭😭😭👿
MAX!: what even scared u that bad
bike: saw my dads car drive by through the window
yallrnerds: whats wrong with ur dad
rollin.with.the.lgbt: a lot of shit is wrong with our dad
MAX!: @bike JUST GET IN YO SISTAERS CAR
rollin.with.the.lgbt: hes in the car
yallrnerds: are we just gonna ignore how a grown ass man who is the chief of police threw a kid
MAX!: OH YEAH
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