(Titan Tower alarms are ringing as the Titans enter the building in haste)
Robin🐦🥋: What are we dealing with Cyborg?!
Cyborg🤖🚨: No clue, my scan only detects three heat signatures, one in the kitchen, another in the bathroom, and one in the living room!
Robin🐦🥋: Beast Boy and Raven, what about their scents or aura?
Beast Boy🐕🟢: (Sniffs) Oh, you gush, dude! You don't want to know.
Raven🧝♀️📔: I don't read any mystical disturbance.
Starfire😊🎆: What is the plan, friend Robin?
Robin🐦🥋: For now, be ready for attacks and be prepared for anything! Whoever they are, they broke the door down with a Nokia phone!
Beast Boy🐕🟢: Still surprised that the phone was intact. Is that's why Robin has one in his belt?!
Robin🐦🥋: Not the time, Beast boy!
(Elevator doors open)
Robin🐦🥋: TITANS GO!
Titans: (Looks around the empty room)
Beast Boy🐕🟢: Hello?
Robin🐦🥋: Shhh! Do you not know what stealth is?
Beast Boy🐕🟢: Hey, it's rude to enter a room without greetings, dude!
Raven🧝♀️📔: But we live here, they are the ones who are intruding.
(A loud bang in the kitchen)
Titans: (Aims attack towards the noise)
???: (Loud crunching noise)
Titans:😠😠😠😠😠
???: (Footsteps approach them)
Titans:😠😠😠😠😠
Victor😈🔷: (Eating chips) Sup, heroes!
Titans:...what the heck?
Victor😈🔷: What y'all acting like you're not used to having strangers break in?
Robin🐦🥋: Should've known...
Starfire and Beast Boy: VICTOR!
Raven🧝♀️📔: Oh great, more drama.
Cyborg🤖🚨: Wait, if he's here, then does that mean...
(Toliet flushes)
Alex👊❤️: Man, I hate Tofu.....
Starfire😊🎆: Alex!
Alex👊❤️: Oh hey, nerds, I wouldn't use the bathroom for a while.
Zoria🍡🟩: I told you that Tofu smelled weird!
Beast Boy🐕🟢: Hey!
Raven🧝♀️📔: Zoria is here, too.
Robin🐦🥋: I thought we got rid of you guys!
Victor😈🔷: We're like family. Once you let us in, we never leave.
Robin🐦🥋:😡😡😡😡😡
Victor😈🔷: Besides, we have a new series to start!
Cyborg🤖🚨: Series? Boy, what are you talking about?! I see no cameras around us!
Victor, Alex, and Zoria:😕🫤🤦♀️
Cyborg🤖🚨: What?
Victor😈🔷: Anyway, let's get to the questions!
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