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Y\N awoke in a gay club for step daddy issues. (If you look closely Sweetheartslovepiano is there, drinking their grandma's life force.)
She had just taken her baby tester and the results came in positive- it's been a day and she's barfed everywhere, the 26 red furry ogre babies breaking it down in her insides. 😎👍
Elmo (in his furry suit) was also at that club because he smelt a beta, not just to buss it down with Kermit the frog and Woody.
He used his 3'3 figured to box Y\N in, trapping her against the indoor ally way.
"You Shrek's hoe? 😜"
"N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n o....I'm not like other girls...I'm his baby producer. 😏"
"Elmo can't believe my Alphabet cheated on me! 😌"
"Wanna cut off his dick...?"
"😈"
Expect some Fiona next chapter....
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🔥Elmo x Shrek 🍆🍑
RomanceElmo is just a small town girl, and Shrek is a divorced dad of 52. Y\N is pregnant with her step dad's baby. How will these three work things out? (I'm probably never updating this tbh 🤓)
