I feel like Wilford in Wilford 'Motherloving' Warfstache is the best one. Let me explain. Wilford is still changing from being the Colonel. When popcorn pops, it changes. My favorite popcorn is half-popped popcorn. My favorite Wilford is half-changed Colonel. I like my popcorn as a half-popped popcorn colonel.
Why does Wilford like rocks?
Because...
We Wil, we Wil rock you!
...
[I know that was only two, but my mind is currently blank for Wilford, right now.]
