Alien Queen
Denki, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time?\
pika-pika
17 again?
Alien Queen
yeah
pika-pika
pretty sure it fell in the hole
Alien Queen
What hole?
OH MY GOD!!
What is that!
Pika-pika
Its a hole
alien queen
Yeah, i can see that. What's it doing there?
pika-pika
Well, i woke up this morning *sips coffee*
Then there was a hole
alien queen
what are you gonna do about it?
pika-pika
well, i put a rug over it
(cue dramatic noise)
Yeah it fell in the hole
alien queen
shall we call the police or something?
pika-pika
Oh yeah, i called the police yeah
alien queen
well, where are they?
pika pika
They're in the hole
alien queen
Where is your girlfriend?
pika pika
...
alien queen
kaminari, where is your girlfriend?!
pika pika
she's at work
alien queen
Oh, where does she work?
pika pika
in the hole
alien queen
God! How deep even is this thing?!
*proceeds to grab denkis mug and hold it above the hole*
*mug falls bye bye :(*
pika pika
that was my favorite mug...
now it's in the hole
alien queen
Denki, do you even know what this is? like for all we know it could be an interdimensional wormhole or a gateway to hell or....
Denki?
Denki?!
*screams in hole*
DEEEEEENNKIII!!?!?!
pika pika
hey whats up i got a snack
alien queen
Denki, will you plz take this seriously!
*hand shoots out of hole and starts growling rawr*
*SCREAMING ALIEN WARNING*
*Not denki pulling out a gun and just going bang bang bang*
alien queen
WHAT WAS THAT?!
pika pika
hole person
alien queen
Where did it come from?!
*denki gives her the look*
alien queen
Right! The hole! dude, why are you being so calm about this?!
pika pika
im more worried about the space octopus...
alien queen
what space octopus?
*cue space octopus in wall and grabs mina rip mina we'll miss you :,(*
pika pika
that one
*reaches in pocket and pulls out 17 again*
Oh here it is!
*movie falls out of hand and falls into the hole*
Oh shit!
YOU ARE READING
What..? {Bnha crackfic/textfic + y/n}
FanfictionWarning!!: Characters may be OOC but idc
