dumbass
I called the police
they're gonna be here in 10 minutes
y/n
*points to villain*
Okay, then that leave me 9 to beat the HELL outta you
villain
you think?!
I know Taekwondo!
y/n
and i know WHOOP-YOU-ASS
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
y/n
alright so i was just chilling downstairs right
and just like out of nowhere i hear a big bang
BOOM! upstairs right
and i dont know what it is cuz im home alone
my mom and my grandparents
are the only people i live with and my dog
but my mom and my grandparents, my grandparents
friends, they went out to my cousin's football game
and i stayed here because i have to go
to one of my friends birthday party right so
if there's actually something here then im scared here
hold on lemme see
....
If you came here to kill me clap your hands...!
???
*clap* *clap*
y/n
ε＝ε＝ε＝┌(;ﾟдﾟ)┘
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
the rock
we literally went to the store for one thing
y/n
*snickering*
I got a turtle!
*more giggles*
Imma name her Taquito
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
y/n
can i tell you a joke?꒰ ˆ ꒵ ˆ꒱
pomeranian
no you cannot tell me a joke
y/n
pleaseeeeeeee
pomeranian
i am tired. i am trying to cook
y/n
PPLEASEEEEEE
ple-
pomeranian
you know what, no no
if the joke isnt funny
im hitting you in the head with a pan
y/n
deal
pomeranian
go
y/n
whyYyyyyyy~ is dark~
spelled with a 'k' and not a 'c'?
pomeranian
why..?
y/n
cause you cant "C" in the dark!
Get it?
pomeranian
*graps pan and bonks Y/N*
y/n
WAAAAAAWGH ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
y/n
did you drink my mountain dew?
dumbass
what.? (•~•)
y/n
DiD yOu DrInK mY mOuNtAiN dEw?!
dumbass
..
y/n
lemme smell your breath!
dumbass
what?!
y/n
LEMME SMELL YOUR BREATH!
(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)
pomeranian
we find this fucking skull here
it has a FULL set of teeth
*points to kaminari*
and this dumbass goes
"yOu ThInK iT's A bIrD?"
dumbass
STOP!!! 😭
YOU ARE READING
What..? {Bnha crackfic/textfic + y/n}
FanfictionWarning!!: Characters may be OOC but idc
