whoop-you-ass

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dumbass

I called the police

they're gonna be here in 10 minutes

y/n

*points to villain*

Okay, then that leave me 9 to beat the HELL outta you

villain

you think?!

I know Taekwondo!

y/n

and i know WHOOP-YOU-ASS


(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

y/n

alright so i was just chilling downstairs right

and just like out of nowhere i hear a big bang

BOOM! upstairs right

and i dont know what it is cuz im home alone

my mom and my grandparents

are the only people i live with and my dog

but my mom and my grandparents, my grandparents

friends, they went out to my cousin's football game

and i stayed here because i have to go 

to one of my friends birthday party right so

if there's actually something here then im scared here

hold on lemme see

....

If you came here to kill me clap your hands...!

???

*clap* *clap*

y/n

ε=ε=ε=┌(;゚д゚)┘

(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

the rock

we literally went to the store for one thing

y/n

*snickering*

I got a turtle!

*more giggles*

Imma name her Taquito


(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

y/n

can i tell you a joke?꒰ ˆ ꒵ ˆ꒱

pomeranian 

no you cannot tell me a joke

y/n

pleaseeeeeeee

pomeranian

i am tired. i am trying to cook

y/n

PPLEASEEEEEE

ple-

pomeranian

you know what, no no

if the joke isnt funny 

im hitting you in the head with a pan

y/n

deal

pomeranian

go

y/n

whyYyyyyyy~ is dark~ 

spelled with a 'k' and not a 'c'?

pomeranian

why..?

y/n

cause you cant "C" in the dark!

Get it?

pomeranian

*graps pan and bonks Y/N*

y/n

WAAAAAAWGH ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

y/n

did you drink my mountain dew?

dumbass

what.? (•~•)

y/n

DiD yOu DrInK mY mOuNtAiN dEw?!

dumbass

..

y/n

lemme smell your breath!

dumbass

what?!

y/n

LEMME SMELL YOUR BREATH!


(:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅[̲̅:♡:]̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅)

pomeranian

we find this fucking skull here

it has a FULL set of teeth

*points to kaminari* 

and this dumbass goes

"yOu ThInK iT's A bIrD?"

dumbass

STOP!!! 😭


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