"My best friend is in love with my dad"-Namkook

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Tae POV
I don't really hate any of them.
I just wanted to test jungkook to see if they really love each other and as I can see they really do.
My dad would actually let just on the first place before me 🤧

Well who cares now at least i know they both love each other 😊

Tae: *clap clap clap 👏👏👏* so you both love each other?
Namkook: Yess
Tae: okay then I approve
Jungkook: rlly bear?
Tae: really my bunny😙

NJ: Tae.
Tae: yes dad?
NJ: yOuR bunny is just MY!
Tae: yea yea whatever 😏😒

Tae: *goes to jungkook* -whispers- hey kookie? You look pale you okay?
Jk to Tae: ye-yea

Just after saying that jungkook stood up and ran towards the bathroom

Jk: *throws up* 🤢🤮

NJ: Babyyyy! 💔

Tae: bunny! 🥺

TaeJoon: *runs to jungkook*
Tae: bunny are you okay?
Joon: baby ☹️
Jk: I'm okay joonie, bear 😊.....🤢.....🤮

NJ: Tae bear go buy a pregnancy test now!
Tae: dad he is a boy?
NJ: some boys can also get pregnant! Do you remember you uncle, the one that passed away? He didn't go buy a pregnancy test and he was when he died 7 months pregnant! If he would just go buy that one pregnancy test everything would be fine but no! An I don't want the same to happen to my kookie so go tf buy a goddammit pregnancy test!
Tae: yes dad😰

Time skip.....
10 minutes later

Jungkook stopped throwing up a little bit but joon is still worried.

Tae finally came with a test and gave it to his dad aka. Namjoon
(A/n: daddy*)

Tae: here dad!
NJ: thanks bear!

Namkook: *goes into the washroom*
Tae: dad? Why are you going with him!
NJ: I already seen him naked Tae and I saw and tasted inside of him I think I'm okay to go with him na.
Tae: dad... Too much infos🙂
NJ: ima give you more infos if you will not shut up rn!

Tae: okay dad!

5 mins later

Namkook just came out of the washroom with sad yet happy faces.

Tae: what happened dad? Why are you two crying?
NJ: bear 😭😭😭 your getting a step sibling 😭😭😭
Tae: so you.... Now I have pictures of what you two did 🤧 wait how long have you fucked in these 6 days?
NJ: umm.... Everyday for like what 8-9 hours? 😊
Tae: how could you not tear my poor bunny apart 🥺 I know you have a big baby dad 😌 but how did jungkook manage on his first time?
NJ: idk. We started with 4 gingers it so.... So he was stretched quite fast.
Tae: and then? 😐
NJ: well we used my old toys 😌 and then well as punishing we tried fitting 3 an it fitted and he wanted more so I put my baby inside and well we fucked for a few days 😇

Tae: too much informations dad, I really didn't need to know what you did in the past few days but okay 😶

Jk: can we go eat somewhere pleaseeee3ee....im hungry 🥺
TaeJoon: yes baby/bunny
Jk: can you two cook pleaseeee~~
TaeJoon: umm... Sure?
Jk: ✧⁺⸜(●˙▾˙●)⸝⁺✧ʸᵃʸ

They went to the kitchen and ate....

Time skip

They are just sitting in chairs and talking.

TAEHYUNG is sitting opposite of namkook. Jungkook is sitting on Namjoons lap just touching his hair.

And then Tae spoke:
Tae: hey jungkook isn't my dad's di-k like umm... Like isn't his di-k a little old and wrinkly and just like yk old?
NJ: hmm baby? Is my di-k old and wrinkly?
Jungkook: n-no J-joonie
NJ: *whispers* yk what to call me now.
Jungkook: n-no daddy 😳
NJ: good baby boy 😗

Tae: no kissing in front of me!
NJ: should we listen to him?
Jk: nuu~~
NJ: *😏* *kisses jungkook with a French kiss an I mean just tongue no lips or anything. He is just poking his tongue inside jungkooks mouth licking every detail he could just to make TAEHYUNG mad. 😅

Tae: daaaaaad!
Jk: *breaks the kiss* don't you dare call my daddy like this! *possessive*you.are.not.alowed.to!😤

Tae: damn possessive rats 😒

Time skip 6 year's later:
They have 7 kids + one
5 year's old- NamGguk, Byeola, Jinnie
3 year's old- Jiminie, Yoonji
1 year old- Hoseok and Yoongi
+ Taehyung of course

(Yea ik I'm fantastic with names 😉)

And they lived happy ever after.
Oh and Tae fell for his mother's boyfriend BamBam ang has 3 kids with him
2years old - Bammie, Taenie and Minnie