Flamboyant Berserker(Male Reader x FGO)

Chapter 2: Woman Magnet

Chaldea for the past few days have been going through some things with the new Flamboyant Berserker being added to it

As of now (Y/n) had been walking through the halls of Chaldea wondering what to do when he heard someone fall in front of him

Medb"oh no~ it seems I've fallen in such a lwd manner~ I hope no absolute hunk takes advantage of me~"

Medb had her ass pointed in the air while her face and hands arms were on the ground as she wiggled her ass a bit

(Y/n)"get up yourself, you aren't flamboyant or flashy enough"

(Y/n) moved on past Medb not even phased in her sexual attempt but not before running into female Merlin

Merlin(f)"ah hello god of festivities"

(Y/n)"hello Merlin with boobs"

Merlin(f)"I couldn't help but notice you're a Buster category servant"

(Y/n)"I am, why bring it up"

She then went up to him with a smug look on her face

Merlin(f)"I can do more then enhance a Buster, in fact I can enhance the Buster in your pants~"

(Y/n) immediately chopped her on the head with an unamused look on his face

(Y/n)"you're beautiful flashy and flamboyant but I can't cheat on my wives just like that"

Merlin(f)"I can be your fourth one~"

(Y/n)"I'll have to go that over with my three beautiful wives"

He left the thirsty caster to herself and went to get something to eat

Miyamoto"you must be (Y/n) Tengen"

(Y/n) looked at the milf- I mean female berserker and had only one thought going through his head

(Y/n)'damn her boobs are huge'

(Y/n)"and who may you be?"

Miyamoto"Miyamoto Raikou, I guess you can say I'm Kintoki's boss but mother fits more well"

(Y/n)"just as expected of a boss of Kintoki's! You are absolutely flashy in that outfit of yours!"

Miyamoto"why thank you, I was wondering if you would mind telling me some stories of your days as a Demon Slayer?"

(Y/n)"of course! I would be glad to"

Miyamoto"and if you don't mind"

She got closer to him with a dark look on her face whispering something to him

Miyamoto"I was also hoping you'd help me get rid of a flat board purple haired drunk demon for me as well"

(Y/n) shuddered a bit seeing her calm attitude to a bloodlust filled one

(Y/n)"of course! A friend of Kintoki's is obviously a friend of mine I'll help"

Miyamoto"great!"

She returned back to her regular calm and motherly attitude clasping her hands together before the both of them had a conversation about their pasts

Time Skip

Miyamoto"but isn't three too much?"

(Y/n)"it's the perfect amount, I love them all the very same with all my heart and soul"

Miyamoto"how lovely of you"

Gudako then busted through the cafeteria door with a bunch of items in a bag for ascending and maxing out skills

Gudako"(Y/n)! I'VE COME TO MAX OUT MY FAVORITE FLAMBOYANT HUSBAND!!!"

(Y/n)"what?"

Gudako grabbed (Y/n) and started dragging him away while Miyamoto waved

Miyamoto"have fun (Y/n)"

Gudako quickly dragged (Y/n) to her room and shut the door before turning to him

Gudako"so, where should we start~?"

(Y/n)"try anything lewd to me master and I will bang a metal tray over your head"

Gudako"now why would I- COME HERE!!!"

Gudako leapt towards him making him fall down

Outside the room

Mash"I should go warn (Y/n) of senpai's thirsty urges"

Mash went through Chaldea to stop Gudako from doing anything too lewd when she was passing her room and heard loud noises coming from it

Mash"huh?"

She went towards the room and put her ear against the door only to hear (Y/n) struggling to get Gudako off of him when Kiara was passing by

Kiara"Mash? What's re you doing listening on master? -gasp- is she committing lewd acts of lust~? If so can I join you in listening to her moans~?"

Mash"what? no! Senpai is trying to do lewd things to the new berserker she summoned"

Kiara"-gasp- A BERSERKER!!? LET MAMA KIARA HAVE A PIECE!!!"

Mash"KIARA NO!!!"

Kiara moved Mash out of the way and opened the door only to see (Y/n) shirtless and trying to keep his pants up while using his foot to keep Gudako away as they both looked at her

Gudako"Kiara?"

(Y/n)"a woman of the cloth?"

Kiara"oh sweetie"

Kiara ripped off her clothes revealing a very lustful lingerie as she had hearts in her eyes

Kiara"how innocent you are to assume such thing~"

(Y/n)"oh no"

Mash"I'll get the horny bat"

Gudako"FIRST ONE TO TAKE OFF HIS PANTS CALLS FIRST BLOW!!!"

Kiara"DEAL!!!"

BB"I HEAR WE'RE COMPETING FOR THE HUNK!!!"

Merlin(f)"I'M IN!!!"

Tamamo Cat"NYAHAHA!!! I WANT IN TOO!!!"

(Y/n)"CHOTTO MATTE!!!!"

(Y/n) fought for his life that day and in the end he was able to successfully avoid their lustful attempts