CAN'T CATCH ME - Draco Malfoy

‧⋆ ˚｡⋆˚ chapter four

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@drainme wants to follow you
accept | decline

@drainme
you look hot

@notlia
did you came up with ur
user name on your own?

@drainme
yes, wanna?

@notlia
it's only embarrassing, I seriously
can't come up with another word

@notlia
are you trying to pick up some
girls with your user?

@drainme
trust me, it worked with
a bunch of girls

@notlia
congratulations, want a reward?

@drainme
already have everything I want,
a date with you, must be you lucky day

@notlia
lucky? more like unfortunate. I'd
rather spend an evening with
a root canal.

@drainme
my charm will soon convince
you of me, after all you going
on a date with me

@notlia
u are literally forced me
to get on a date with u

@drainme
could've said no

@notlia
and getting kicked out after the
first day? no thanks already
been through that

@drainme
what you got kicked out
that's why you're here now?

@notlia
it's not ur business but
don't think I want this date!

@notlia
i just hope nobody sees me,
it's pathetic, ur babble is pathetic

@drainme
wow coming from someone
who's probably never experienced
a real connection

@notlia
I'd rather be alone forever than
with someone like you, good luck
finding your next victim

@drainme
y'know your bitterness won't
change the fact that you owe
me a date

@notlia
fine, let's just get this over with
just don't expect me to be impressed
by your so-called "charm."

@drainme
suit yourself, I'm sure by the end
of the night, you'll be begging for
more

@notlia
begging? please, I'd rather beg for
a paper bag to breathe in

@drainme
you seem to have a talent for insults
maybe that's why you're perpetually
single

@notlia
why do you even think I'm
single, huh? maybe I'm hiding a
guy in my bag

@drainme
would you have accepted a
date if you were taken

@notlia
again, forced into it.
I have no other choice

@drainme
maybe loosen up a bit, you
might actually enjoy life

@notlia
enjoy life with you? that's like saying
I'd enjoy a root canal without anesthesia

@drainme
well, brace yourself, this date might
just be the highlight of your otherwise
dull existence

@notlia
I highly doubt that, pepare for
a night of boredom, malfoy

@drainme
boredom? I doubt you even know
how to have fun, maybe I'll teach you
a thing or two

@notlia
teach me? please, spare me your
misguided lessons in shallowness

@drainme
says the girl whose idea of depth
is a kiddie pool, you could use some
excitement in your life

@notlia
excitement? ur definition is probably
just another word for heartbreak.

@drainme
heartbreak? I've left a trail of admirers,
not victims. can't blame them for falling
for someone like me

@notlia
I wouldn't say falling for you?
More like stumbling into a pit
of regret

@notlia
I'll survive this date, but
I doubt you'll change

@drainme
Survival is the least of your worries.
Who knows? You might discover
a side of me you never expected

@notlia
Doubtful. I've seen enough to know
I won't find anything worthwhile.

@notlia
brace yourself for
disappointment, malfoy

@notlia
and please for merlins sake
change your user name

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