Morgoth: *yeets half-grown Glaurung onto the battlefield* GO FORTH MY CHILD--
Glaurung: *gets shot several times* *flees back to Angband and hides*
Morgoth: You know what? You're adopted.
Morgoth: Baby trash dragon--
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Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes
HumorDude I have been reading and rereading SO MANY of J.R.R. Tolkien's lovely works and this stuff needs to be made, it just does. This may upload at least once a day, if I'm lucky. DISCLAIMER: This is for humor's sake alone, I make jokes all the time w...
