The King: And what have you got to defend yourselves with, against the brute strength of the vile Grinder?
Ashwood: An enchanted spear! Entire armies know fear and flee before it!
Handshoe: Magic gloves, your highness! With them, I can rend even solid stone!
Beewolf: Arms, m'lord.
The King: What…kind of arms?
Beewolf, raising his arms: These arms.
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Middle Earth Incorrect Quotes
HumorDude I have been reading and rereading SO MANY of J.R.R. Tolkien's lovely works and this stuff needs to be made, it just does. This may upload at least once a day, if I'm lucky. DISCLAIMER: This is for humor's sake alone, I make jokes all the time w...
