20 (CONTAINS FATUI AND SUMERU QUEST SPOILERS)

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12:30 PM

if we hate each other, why are we still here

walking cliche
Scaramouche you have to let go of Kazuha at some point

feral bitch
Fuck you

Pulcinella
You guys are supposed to be in class...

feral bitch
This fucker's trying to hit on Kazuha

walking cliche
Dude you never even met the guy

feral bitch
I KNOW WHAT I'M SEEING OKAY
As Kazuha is my sidekick I absolutely refuse to get him involved with other people

walking cliche
Just say you're jealous

Arlecchino
Haha caught in 4K

feral bitch
Arlecchino I will break your fucking ankles and sell them on the black market if you don't shut your bitchass mouth right now

Arlecchino
Fuck you too

walking cliche
I see you right now
Dude that's just Heizou

feral bitch
Who the FUCK is Heizou

walking cliche
...Yanfei's classmate? Hello?

feral bitch
How does that make it any clearer

Columbina
Tartaglia, just leave it
His world revolves around one person anyway

feral bitch
IT DOES NOT YOU FUCKING NUN-LOOKING ASS

Columbina
Excuse you, Sandrone is the nun, not me!

Sandrone
I am not a nun.

walking cliche
I will agree with you just this once columbina

feral bitch
I hope you get no maidens

walking cliche
NO MAIDENS?

Il Dottore
Now what is going on

feral bitch
They're bullying me.

Il Dottore
Deserved
Now what else is going on

feral bitch
I'm sending you to federal prison.

Il Dottore
What is your puny ass gonna do
You send me to prison I'll take you down with me

feral bitch
...I hate you

walking cliche
Dad they're fighting again

Pulcinella
Right.

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1:00 PM

the council has now decided

barabatos
How nice is it to be back at school...

baalin'
You never say that.

barabatos
Maybe not
But today...

morax-less
Haah.

baalin'
Venti what did you do

barabatos
Nothing~
I didn't do shit it was someone else

morax-less
Please explain why the Dendro dorms smell like feces.

barabatos
SOMEONE MIGHT HAVE SPRAYED SOME AXE BODY SPRAY THERE
BUT IT WASN'T ME
I'm innocent in all this Zhong Zhong

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⏰ Last updated: Sep 14, 2022 ⏰

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