Opposite day is never actually an opposite day and there is no opposite day.

Here's why:

On opposite day it is a normal day because that's the opposite, but... Then every day that's not opposite day is opposite day but when it arrives at that day it's a normal day. So... No day is really opposite day. Since opposite day is a normal day, and once it gets to a normal day it's... Just a normal day.

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