4. Heizou panics. That's it

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claree_se: now where did we leave off

claree_se: ah yes

*awesome flashback effect*

Scaramouche: why am I here

Xiao: I ask myself that every day

Mona: omg short angry angsty boys together

Scaramouche: shut up
Xiao: shut up

Kazuha: hi scara

Scaramouche: don't call me that tf

Kazuha: but it's a nickname :(

Scaramouche: and your point is

Kazuha: do you not like me

Scaramouche: no

Scaramouche: I mean

Scaramouche: I don't not like you

Kazuha: so you like me

Scaramouche: why do I exist

Ei: this is the first time I've seen kuni hold a conversation for longer than eleven seconds with someone other than me

Scaramouche: that's because we fucking argue 98% of the time

Ei: BECAUSE YOU KEEP STEALING MY HAIRBRUSH

Ei: YOU LITERALLY HAVE THE SHORTEST HAIR IN THE SCHOOL

Kaeya: except the principal cause he's bald and has a toupee

Venti: ye

Scaramouche: OI MAINTAINING THIS HAIRCUT TAKES WORK

Ei: IT DRIES IN LIKE 8.5 SECONDS ONCE YOU STEP OUT OF THE SHOWER THAT'S HOW SHORT IT IS

Scaramouche: I STILL NEED TO BRUSH IT

Ei: SO DO I

Ei: I LITERALLY HAVE A FUCKING BRAID DON'T GIVE ME THAT BULLSHIT

Scaramouche: THEN FUCKING CHOP IT OFF BITCH

Shikanoin Heizou: scara

Scaramouche: do you and Kazuha have some sort of silent agreement to call me that

Shikanoin Heizou: no it just sounds really cute

Shikanoin Heizou: wait no

Shikanoin Heizou: fuck

Xingqiu: is that gay panic I see

Hu Tao: I'M TAKING NOTES

Kazuha: Heizou what are you doing

Shikanoin Heizou: nothing

Scaramouche: were you not gonna say something to me

Shikanoin Heizou: oh ye

Shikanoin Heizou: can you calm down please

Scaramouche: why should i

Shikanoin Heizou: because I asked?

Scaramouche:

Scaramouche: whagtlknfwekfwm

Shikanoin Heizou: WAIT FUCK NOT AGAIN

Xingqiu: HE IS DYING I REPEAT HE IS DYING

Kaeya: is this what being gay feels like

Albedo: ahem

Kaeya: oop

Xingqiu: ARE YOU WRITING THIS SHIT DOWN MY LIEGE

Hu Tao: YES

Chongyun: YES

Venti: YES

Thoma: YES

Beidou: YES

Ningguang: tf

Jean: Ningguang your language

Ningguang: I'm married to a pirate don't tell me to watch my language

Beidou: >:)

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